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"Does your slick smell like shit?" Jisung asks suddenly out of the blue one night while he is in Jaemin and Jeno's apartment. Jaemin chokes on his food and proceeds to cover his mouth as he coughs. Jeno immediately walks over to his lover's side to pat his back and help him.
"Jisung! You don't just ask those questions while eating!" Jeno reprimands as he caresses Jaemin's back. "We don't want to lose our appetite, you know?" He sighs as he watches Jaemin recover, the other Omega immediately chewing and swallowing whatever food he was eating before. Nothing came out of the mouth thankfully.
"But, hyung," Jisung whines as he sulks, "I'm really curious, and the internet isn't really a great help, because all they keep on saying is that slick is supposed to smell good, but for male Omegas, it comes out of their asses. Shit also comes out of the ass."
Jaemin takes a deep breath as he swallows the last bit of food in his mouth. "Well, Jisung, to answer your question, it does. Yes, it smells like shit for the first few gushes of slick. After all the fecal matter is basically gone, they usually don't smell bad anymore, but if we're planning some eating out, we usually clean it on the outside."
"I didn't need to know about your sexual endeavors," Jisung grumbles.
"Slick is inherently sexual, Jisung. I am afraid we can't withhold any information from you if you are genuinely curious."
"That's usually why Jaemin and I always have extra pads," Jeno quips, adding to the conversation once he's sure that Jaemin's okay. "While we would feel when we're near our heat, arousal can still bring out slick and we don't want smelling...stinky."
"Luckily, I only get aroused with you," Jaemin says as he looks at Jeno with adoring eyes. Jeno smiles at him and gives him a peck on the lips.
"As do I."
"Gross," Jisung gags.
"You can't stop two Omegas who are in love, Jisung!" Jaemin retorts.
"Do male Omegas have uteruses ?" Jisung asks the next day while Jeno is clipping his nails. Immediately, the Omega stops what he is doing to look at the young Alpha beside him. "I'm sorry. It's out of the blue, I know, but..."
"We do," Jeno answers before going back to clipping his nails. "But it's not really...we can't get pregnant because we have male gonads, hence no menstruation, hence no egg cells, just sperm cells."
"Ooh, but if a male Omega wants to have children, he can get the surgery to change the outie into an innie, and if he wants biological ones, he can have these expensive pills that like change the testes into ovaries," Jaemin adds as he enters the room with a spatula in hand, an apron tied to his waist. "These can also be said the same to female Alphas."
"It's because of some scientific thing where our gonads retain the male and female tissue so if we want, we can like change it before we're like thirty or something," Jeno shrugs.
"Yeah, we're like fishes, but unlike fishes, it's actually expensive to change," Jaemin says, "that's why many male Omegas and female Alphas often just don't really bother with it. It is what it is." He shrugs as he returns to the kitchen to finish what he's cooking.
"But some male Omegas do get the surgery. The parts for pregnancy are already there, there's just no entrance or exit," Jeno says as he finishes clipping his nails and puts the nail clipper on the table. "With that in mind, we can also impregnate other people, like most people with dicks."
"Can an Omega in heat trigger other Omega's heats?" Jisung asks while they're playing card games.
"Yes," Jaemin replies as he shuffles the cards in between his hands and distributes them. "But it's like a mini one. It only lasts a day compared to the usual 3-7 days average."
Jeno chuckles as he takes his deck of cards in his hands. "I actually remember that one time where I walked in on Jaemin while he was in heat. It triggered mine as well so I called in sick for work and hung out with him instead."
Jaemin nods as he places the first card down. "Heats are actually really fun if you ignore the pain in your stomach, your forever hard boner, and firm desire to get knotted. I usually spend it watching shows on my watchlist. Though I do make sure to not watch the sexually motivated ones. You're already aroused, and somehow you want to be even more? Bad ending."
"Or good, depending on how you look at it," Jeno interjects with a smile.
Jisung places down a card.
"I don't think beating your meat for the next 3 to 7 days is a good thing," he says with a concerned look.
"I'd be more concerned for my ass," Jaemin mumbles as he looks at Jeno picking a card to place down. "Unlike Alphas, masturbation doesn't really satiate heats like they do to ruts." He smirks when Jeno places down a weak card. "Getting jizzed in the ass usually does the trick."
He places down a strong card that both Jisung and Jeno can't help but pass they're turn.
"It's usually the mindset," Jeno adds as he glares at Jaemin who's placing down strong card by strong card, his deck almost empty. "If your body feels the semen, it calms down since it thinks you're now getting pregnant. Weird, I know. If an Omega had an Alpha help, the heat is usually gone by in like 3 days at best, but both Jaemin and I aren't necessarily attracted to...your kind."
"So we struggle, but at least I get to be with my amazing boyfriend for a whole week," Jaemin pinches Jeno's cheek.
"We don't struggle Jaemin. Only I do, because somehow, getting a dildo knot in your ass after getting jizzed makes your heat stop at 4 days, while I have to go through all 7," Jeno huffs as Jisung places a card after Jaemin's.
"It's because you are incessantly horny, and the only way to satiate your heat to a minimum of 5 days is getting double-knotted, but you don't like that so you choose to struggle," Jaemin argues, watching as Jeno passes his turn once more.
"I don't think I should be part of this conversation," Jisung pipes up, and both Jeno and Jaemin look at him.
"You started this, deal with it," Jeno tells him as Jaemin places down his last card.
"I win," he smiles triumphantly.
"Is it true that male Omegas have small dicks?" Jisung asks while the three of them are watching some show on the TV.
"Awe, Sungie, if you want to see our dicks, you could've just asked," Jaemin teases as he pushes Jisung slightly. The young Alpha immediately gags.
"No thanks," he answers. "I was just curious since there's not much information on male Omegas on the internet, and you guys are like the only two male Omegas in my close circle. Also, Jaemin, I think of you as my brother, disgusting."
"Such as the struggle of only being 0.5% of the population," Jaemin sighs as he stares at the screen in front of them. "I do think it's a good generalization because before I met Jeno, I've been with 3 other male Omegas, and they were like 2.5 inches on average."
"It's normal if it's flaccid but—"
"Hard. They were 2.5 inches on average while hard," Jaemin corrects. "Lucky for me, I have Jeno who is a whole 6 inches." He leans in on Jeno who's busy watching the show, he gets a caress on the cheek as a result.
"I didn't need to know that," Jisung makes a disgusted face.
"Well, you don't need to need in order to know," Jaemin chuckles. "What's your size?"
"Jaemin, please don't make me throw this pillow at you," Jisung threatens.
"Why are you asking these questions anyway?" Jaemin asks while they were both kneading some dough to make bread. Jisung hums as he press the dough a little harder. "I know it's because you are curious, but there has to be something that influenced that curiosity."
"I met someone," Jisung reveals. "Well, online. I met them online. His name is Renjun, and well, he's a male Omega like you and Jeno, and I...if we ever meet, I want to know a lot of things about him and his well, body because everyone's experiences are different depending on their bodies."
"Ah, you want to understand him?" Jaemin smiles as he makes small balls with the dough. "Well, you're not going to understand him very much unless you talk to him," he giggles. "How old is he? When's his birthday? Is he cute?" Jaemin gasps. "Is he sexy?"
"He's very cute. I think it was around March 23, 2000?" Jisung isn't so sure, but he does remember Renjun's profile.
Jaemin gasps loudly, catching Jisung's attention.
"You're dating people my age? And not just that, people older than me?" Jaemin holds his chest. "What do you call children attracted to older people? Gerontophile? Is that what you are?"
Jisung looks at him weird. "He's not even that old," he huffs. "He actually looks younger than you'll ever be."
"People tell me I look 17," Jaemin holds his nose high, "so if you're saying that he looks younger than me, and you're attracted to him..." Jaemin covers his mouth. "Jisung, perhaps pedophile would better suit you."
Jaemin gets dough thrown at his face.
yellow_huang
hey, might be mia for a week. my heat's coming tomorrow
mochijiji
clean your ass once all the shit's out okay? we don't want your hands smelling when you're putting something in
yellow_huang
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