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"OMG HOW COULD YOU !!" ixl shrieks
"huh ?" kumon questioned
"YEW CHEATED ON ME YOU B***H !!!"
"Gorl what ????"
ixl then threw a precalc divison problem at kumon
"I CAUGHT YOU FLIRITING WITH KHAN ACADEMY !!!"
"khan acadamey ??" kumon questioned to himself "I havent talk to them since the incident"
"huh ?? what incident??" ixl asks
"oh oopsies i said that out loud"
"EXPLAIN OR ILL SHOVE INTEGERATIONS DOWN YOUR THROAT"
"WOW BBG CALM DOWN!"
"k anywyas it was 2 years ago and i was only the J book at the time" kumon said
" So i was knew to this buisness and iw as having a thought time but then suddenly they walked in so bright and they had just the most useless and annoying ciriculum ever, they were so perfect for me." kumon reminsied
"so you dated them?" ixl whispered
"yeah, for 6 months, it was great and we had so much fun."
"so howd you fall out ?"
"It was april 20, 2069," kumon starts, "Our 6 months was nearig and i was having the time of my life being in love" "but then everything came crashing down like the kids mental health," "they approched me and pulled me away to talk" "they said " listen bbg kumon this isnt gonna work and im leaving you,"
"how did you react?" ixl asked
"i scream NAUR DONT LEAVE ME ILY! but they jsut walked away."
"oh... " ixl said softly.
"but now i have you ixl, and you are so much more wonderful than khan academy was ever and i love you so so much"
Ixl then fell into kumons arm and sobbed softly into their arms while kumon gently carded their hair
THE END !!! <3