Chapter Text
It was a beautiful, serene morning in Mondstadt. Klee’s bombs were exploding, Jean was rebuking, Rosaria was smoking, Barbara was scolding, Fischl was rhyming, Bennett was smiling, Razor was eating, Venti was singing, Kaeya was drinking, Diluc was grumpy, Diona was concocting, Mona was reading, Ying’er was flirting, Timaeus was sweating, and Albedo and Sucrose were making out in their laboratory.
Just a normal day.
The crafty alchemists giggled as Albedo picked her up and plopped her onto the workbench. She widened her legs and dragged him closer by his face, her eyes lowered with desire and her smile hungry with passion.
BAM!
The two screamed and jumped apart as Klee loudly kicked the door open with her surprisingly strong foot.
“SUCROSE!!” She shouted to kingdom come!
She gasped when she saw them both alone, Sucrose looking at a plant on the workbench and Albedo looking at his notes.
“K-Klee!” Sucrose yelped nervously as the little Spark Knight grabbed her hands. “W-What is it? Is something the matter?”
Klee narrowed her eyes at her big brother, who copied the same sneaky expression.
“We’re going on a date!” Klee giggled.
Albedo choked.
“A wha—!”
Before Sucrose could question Klee or look back, they were already running out the door. Albedo ran after them and stopped in his tracks when he saw the wide, smug grin on his little sister’s face…
…and then she stuck her tongue out at him.
