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"Oi, Shitty hair, you're taking too long." Bakugou complained. "Y'know now that we're married, I don't exactly appreciate being called 'Shitty Hair' anymore." Eijirou said flatly, focusing on carving the tree in front of him.
Bakugou rolled his eyes.
"Just gimme the knife, 'll do it." Bakugou grumbled, holding out his hand. Eijirou leaned back and passed the knife to Bakugou. "Knock yourself out babe."
Gripping the handle in one hand, Bakugou crouched down to where Eijirou just was, and begun scraping at the bark. His husband sat there, watching him struggle, with one arm propping up his tilted head.
"Aha! Take a look at that, bastard!" Bakugou said, springing up from his hunched over position and pointing to the poorly scratched out words on the tree.
Eijirou squinted at the drawing.
"Babe…who is that…?" He said, slowly.
"What the fuck are you talking ab-"
"Who the hell is Eijibo?!" He stood up abruptly. "What the meaning of this?! How could you?!" Eijirou feigned heartbreak, placing both hands right on his chest.
"Eiji’ for goodness sak-"
"Save it! I see how it is..just tell me…why…why would you do this..”
“Didn’t you literally spell my name as Rakugou in highschoo-“
“I said save it! You owe me an explanation!”
With a smug look, Bakugou very calmly said,
"Eijibo beats your dick any day." Bakugou crossed his arms, going along with Eijirou's play. "It's like I don't even know you anymore.." Eijirou dropped to his knees, balling his fists in the sand.
"You'll live." Bakugou smirked wryly, patting his Husband's head. Without warning, Eijirou threw a fistful of sand right at Bakugou. "You traitor!" He wailed.
With a small yelp, Bakugou covered his eyes and braced for impact. The sand got all over his clothes and hair. Fine then. We'll play like that.
"You're gonna regret that, bastard!" Bakugou scooped up some sand and threw it at Eijirou, while he scrambled to dodge the assault. He ran deeper into the lush woods of the beach, Bakugou closely behind, both hands filled with sand.
"Eijirouuuu~" he said sing-songingly, chasing after the man. "Get away you two timing little bi- OOF!"
Eijirou tripped over a root and fell face first onto the sand. Bakugou grabbed him by the hair and poured the sand over him, making sure to get it in real good. “Hah! Now we’re even!” Bakugou started laughing, marveling at the sigh of his dazed lover with sand all over him.
With a groan Eijirou sat up and turned to his Husband, pouting. "First you have an affair, then you get sand all in my hair, and now you're laughing at me! Some husband you are!" He glowered.
"Ahaha..." Bakugou stopped laughing, wiping literal tears from his eyes. "Yeah yeah, ya big dork. Get up." He held out his hand for his husband to take. Helping Eijirou up, he pulled him into a tight embrace.
Eijirou winced, still hurting from the dramatic tumble he had just taken. Bakugou got the message and relaxed his grip, but still clinging onto his Husbands chest.
Eijirou snaked his arms around Bakugou's waist, and buried his head into the crook of Bakugou's neck. "Don't think I'll forgive you that easily." He grumbled, the sound muffled by Bakugou's collarbone.
Bakugou smiled.
"You're such an Idiot."
He grabbed his Husbands wrist and they walked out of the woods, back to their original tree.
"Now where'd I put that knife..." Bakugou muttered, searching the sand on all fours.
Eijirou respectfully glanced at Bakugou's ass before directing his attention to the tree they had just graffitied.
Eijirou felt his stomach overflow with butterflies as he read the sloppily scratched out words.
Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight
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Eijibo