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sup im vryland and i love ruining this person's fanfics
You are Sweden and you are in some alternate universe where you date Finland instead of Aland.
Sweden:Be a plant eater
no Sweden NO
You are Finland and you love Sweden and smutty fanfics about France x UK from hetalia.
Finland:Go to HELL
You go to hell but suddenly....
Netherlands forced Sweden to read literal Radiohead angst fanfics for some reason, he liked it.
When you enter the room, you saw Sweden and Netherlands vibing for some reason?????
You are Terezi or whatever and you pull up the middle finger because you're cool and stuff.
You are the WATGBS Fandom andyou are the worst
WATGBS Fandom:Kill SATW Fandom
KILL KILL KILL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
WATGBS Fandom:Talk to Mogeko Castle Fandom (But HetaOni Fandom and Karkat Vantas are eavesdropping)
You are the Hetalia Fandom, and you have a pale crush on radiohead fandom cus YOU THINK THAT HESSSS SOOOOOOOOO ATTRACTIVE
Hetalia:Go outside
You go outside and you meet Latula walking down HELL, where Superwholock, Metastuck, Lord 4chan, DanganRonpa Abridged Thing, Problem Sleuth, blue hair man, sans fangirl, mary sue vantas and Koishi Komeiji’s Heart-Throbbing Adventure usually hang out.
Hetalia:Go to hell
While you go to HELL, you found a piece of crap. what
You are Lord 4chan and why.
You are Åland, you uhhh idk do stuff and you turn into some sans fangirl
YOU BASICALLY MEET polandball germany and you take care of them like aww the scrunkly
OH MY GOD WHY IS COUNTRYHUMANS AMERICA HOLDING A TIARATOP!? You try to get away from him, but he has a good idea..........HE TURNS BEAST MODE AND YOU RUN AWAY
you are netherlands and you totally love america form SATW like omg he would be hot in a green day shirt
You are Malaysia and you meet alot of sans fangirl like oh fiddlesticks and then hetalia fandom saw china and countryhumans america being goofy... suddenly the british boy went to denmarks basement and OH FIDDLESTICKS BROTHER ESTONIA IS GONNA SUE BOTH MIKU-TETO COMBO CHAN AND MALAYSIA FOR CALLING 12 OZ MOUSE FANDOM CRINGE LIKEOMG WHY... SUDDENLY HEINOUSSTUCK FANDOM HEINOUSSTUCK'D BRITISH BOY AND I SAY "OMG IS THAT A MICKEY MOUSE CREEPYPASTA HUMAN HYBIRD????????????" ANN HE WAS LIKE "NO, IM A BEAR. IF YOU CALL ME MICKEY MOUSE CREEPYPASTA THEN I WILL KILL YOU" AND ALBAINA SAYS TAKE A SHARPIE BATH EUROVISION NERD!!!!!!!!!!!
the end of goofy angst fanfic hope you like how i vandalized it -vryland