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Patrick walks to spongebob's house while eating popcorn.
Once Patrick arrives he knocks on spongebob's door.
"Spongebob! I'm bored, what are ya doing today?"
" the doors home!.... "
Spongebob yells in a annoyed voice.
Patrick opens the door and walks in while continuing to munch on popcorn leaving crumbs everywhere.
Once he arrives to the kitchen he finds spongebob laying on the floor and staring at the ceiling with a sad look.
Patrick then asks.
"What's wrong buddy?"
Spongebob doesn't emote while saying.
"I'm bored, the krusty krab is closed today, and Sandy is gone for the week...there's nothing to do."
Spongebob then sadly sighs.
With a bored expression while eating his popcorn Patrick asks.
"What do you wanna do?"
Spongebob then says.
"I wish I could be at work, making food, getting smiles...not going to work is making this chunk of my day aimless."
Patrick then says.
"Why don't you just do that here?"
Spongebob sits up and says.
"What do you mean?"
Patrick then makes a hand motion while still stuffing his face with popcorn.
"Why don't you just sell food to people here, in the house."
Spongebob thinks for a moment.
"Patrick you might be on to something....whenever it's my day off I could make original food here at my house, and whenever it's a workday my house will be..." closed" but what would I make? "
Patrick then replies.
"Why not krabby patties?
Spongebob shakes his head.
" I don't wanna steal mr krabs costumers and money. "
Patrick and spongebob then both think we they say "Hmmmmmmmm"
Spongebob then gets an idea as a transition happens.
A fish is walking down the street when he notices a poorly out together sign made out of wood, glue, and nails saying "Food is that way."
The fish rubs his face and says to himself. "I could use some food."
the fish walls down the path until he arrives in front of three house's.
A plain rock, a tall house in the shape of a face, and a pineapple with a poorly made sign saying "Spongebob & pAt triCK's Food hOuse"
The fish gives a skeptical face, and reads out loud.
"Spongebob and pattrick's food house?"
The fish shrugs and walks in
Inside a bunch of unmatched chairs and tables are placed in what's obviously a living room, while a starfish in shorts with a drawn on bowtie waits with a. Beach towel in his palm with a plate on top of it.
"Have a seat sir."
the starfish says. As the fish takes a seat at one of the tables still skeptical.
Suddenly a sponge shows up and together loudly say "Welcome to spongebob and Patrick's food house!"
The man then says in return.
"So.....what's the food here like?"
Spongebob says proudly "we have cake, burgers, and shakes."
The fish then says "okay patrick, I'll take a burger then."
" Actually I'm spongebob and he'd Patrick. " spongebob says while pointing at Patrick behind him show oblivious and smiling at the front door.
The fish then says "okay.....my food please?"
Spongebob then quickly leaves the room to the kitchen, then Patrick walks over to the fish and pulls out a clarinet.
"Want some music while you wait?"
Patrick asks
The fish then says with a blank expression "sure?"
Then Patrick starts loudly blowing into the clarinet making annoying loud sounds as the fish closes his eyes and covers his ears.
"Stop!! Please!"
Patrick stops with a blank expression, he then throws the clarinet aside and then says "how's about some entertaining dances instead?"
The fish gives an annoyed look and says "s-sure....."
Patrick then begins to do annoying dances while the fish waits for his food.
Spongebob then shows up in the room with a plate holding a burger.
"Enjoy"
the fish looks at the burger noticing all the toppings are backwards, the bottom bun has ketchup pickles and what not, then there's a slice of cheese and on top of that is a burger with a top bun.
The fish then asks "how much does it cost?"
Spongebob then replied "one dollar."
the fish tries the burger and then says. "Why does this taste like the burgers from the Krusty krab?"
Spongebob says blankly "i....i...don't know....want some cake?"
The fish says "sure."
As spongebob leaves the fish pulls out his phone and calls his friends while eating the burger "Hey guys you should come to this place I'm at, they're selling cheaper krabby patties, only difference is the ingredients are upside down"
As he hangs up he watches Patrick flopping around and dancing as spongebob comes in with a really messy and ugly looking cake.
"Enjoy!"
The fish gives a concerned look as he tries the cake.
"Why does the cake taste stale?"
The fish says with a concerned look.
Spongebob replies "well...I haven't made a cake in a while...."
" Months? "
The fish asks
Spongebob says in response.
"Years."
the fish gives a disgusted look then says "can I have three more burgers."
Spongebob says "sure!"
As spongebob goes to cook more customers come in along with the fish's friend's.
Meanwhile in the kitchen
Spongebob is making his not krabby parties when suddenly Patrick walks in saying.
"Spongebob, we need thirty krabby patties."
Spongebob says in annoyance
"They aren't krabby patties Patrick, they are Burger bob's."
As he says that his eyes raise as he yells
"Thirty!?"
Spongebob quickly peaks out of his kitchen to see a large amounts of fish, some are sitting at they're tables, others sitting on the sofa, while others are dancing with a radio playing.
Spongebob looks to Patrick and says "keep them entertaining I'll get cooking!"
Patrick gives a thumbs up, despite not having thumbs.
Meanwhile in Squidward's house
"Where is my clarinet!? I swear I put it right here!"
Squidward with an annoyed expression looks around his room thinking....when suddenly he pieced it together and said out loud.
"Oh no."
Squidward quickly heads to patrick's rock knocking loudly.
"I told you, you cannot barrow my clarinet!!!"
When he gets no answer he knocks louder when suddenly he noticed a large crowd of fish walking by heading to spongebob's house.
"Why are so many people going to spongebob's house.... "
Squidward heads to spongebob's house seeing a small line forming around the door.
"Why is there a line here!?"
Squidward asks as a female fish says in response.
"They ran out of tables inside."
squidward has a confused expression until he looks up where the female fish is pointing.
A sign saying "Spongebob & pAt triCK's Food hOuse"
Squidward walks to the back of the house and sneaks inside, he finds spongebob flipping burgers.
"Hey squidward! What brings you here?"
Spongebob says happily.
Squidward replies "looking for my clarinet that your dumb friend stole!"
Spongebob rubbed his chin then said "oooh....I did hear a Patrick with a clarinet in the living room eariler. "
Squidward yells "then where is patrick!!!"
Spongebob shrugs and says "he should be in the living room still."
Squidward storms into the living room to see flashing lights, balloons, tables and music playing loudly, Patrick is in the middle of the room dancing.
Squidward then yells "patrick!!! where is my clarinet!!!!"
Patrick didn't hear a thing with all the loud noise, while squidward walks closer to the middle of the room he spots his clarinet, broken on the floor, clearly from being stepped on.
Squidward's face turns red with rage as he storms into the kitchen.
"SPONGEBOB! YOUR IDIOT FRIEND BROKE MY CLARINET!!!"
Spongebob gives a look of concern and then says "well....maybe a burger bob will cheer you up?"
Spongbob holds the burger up to squidward, hoping it'll cheer him up, squidward snatched the burger then leaves.
"They are gonna pay for stealing and breaking my property"
Squidward bites into the burger as he continues
"Who do they think they are tak---.....
Squidward takes another bite while thinking
"This just takes like a krabby patty..."
Squidward gets an idea.
Meanwhile at Mr. Krabs house.
"Squidward don't you know the time?"
Mr. Krabs asks while in his pajamas
Squidward pulls out the burger
"You've got to see this Mr. krabs. "
He gives a look and takes it
"What about it? It's just an ugly looking burger."
Squidward then replied "oh its not just any ugly burger it's a "burger bob" pfft... ".
Mr. Krabs gives a skeptical look
"Burger bob?"
Mr. Krabs takes a bite from one side then his eyes widen.
"This tastes just like a krabby patty! Who's sellin' these!? "
Mr. Krabs says with anger.
"Spongebob, at his house. "
Squidward says with a smug look as Mr. Krabs storms off.
"Guess my revenge is complete, off to bed."
Squidward goes home.
Meanwhile at Spongebob's house.
Mr. Krabs kicks the door in "OUT! ALL OF YA' OUT!!"
The crowds of fish look confused as he storms into the kitchen
"SPONGEBOB! WHY ARE YOU SELLING THESE KNOCKOFF KRABBY PATTIES!? "
Spongebob looks nervous as he says "they aren't knockoff's, t -they're burger bob's"
Mr. Krabs facepalms and responded "Spongebob.....these are obviously krabby patties, with the ingredients upside down with a different name...if you don't shut this down now, I will fire you and have you arrested for stealing my burger formula
"O-Okay....right away sir!"
Spogebob and Mr. Krabs enter the living room.
"Alright everybody Spongebob and Patrick's Food house is closed forever. "
The fish begin to leaving with disappointed faces
"But I liked burger bob's."
one of the customers said, as Mr. Krabs replies back to him.
"It's just a krabby patty, we still sell them at the krusty krab. "
The customer then says "I prefer them upside down "
As the he and others leave, Mr. krabs quickly yells. "Burger Bob's are now served at the krusty krab tomorrow! "
Customers cheer as they exit.
Spongebob looks to Mr. krabs and asks "wait so my burger is now on the menu?"
Mr. Krabs then replied with "It sure is my Boy, I can now make more customers show and you can keep making your upside down burgers.....however if you pull something like this again, you are fired."
Mr. Krabs then leaves while spongebob laughs uncomfortably.
Patrick then askes. "Well....uhhh..I'm gonna go home now..."
Patrick exits the house after sitting there silently through the entire conversation between spongebob and krabs.
The End.