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Hello new dairy diary! I’m Ana! I’m writing here because it was kinda fun to write diarys for the WariWare webby! Kat doesn’t like writy all the time so I hop its ok that I wre write by myself! Reecently we did com back from the mountans agan but had to get to work on new games right away! Game makey is hard, but fun! I like making new ideas and drawy. Here ot good sales cause Wario-chama like money.

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I made a game about a kitty take y a poopy in the litter box. Kat thoughts it was yucky but Wario-chama and Mona-dono thought it was funny so it will be in the big game.Com to think of it grownups say we cant talk about potty anymore. My classmat say their mamas and papa and gardies let them talk bout potty stuff when they were littler but now s not ok. Is only ok when you really need to go. but no talky about poopy or wees. Just i need to go bathroom. Grownups are weird.

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Did you know I have new friend named Lulu? actualy she is not new anymore but I like her lots. She is bigger than Kat an me but smaler dan 9 volt-dono an 18-volt dono. acuylly almost everybudy is smaler than 18-volt-dono. Lulu is super brave n smart! She was the one to save Wario-chama from the evil potty. HOw do peeple go potty on that if it make stormiys and evils? luxfill is scary but lulu lives dere no more. Was she scared of luxvill too? is was lonely aparteny but havy no parnt is someting we both gots. sort of. mother an father are stil out dere but Kat n I dont see them much.I hope they ar ok.

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wrytey on payper diary id diffy from compoter diary. But I tinks it more fun ve because you can draw on paper. you cant draw wit keybord. Dere is a funy pen an tabby at WarioWare wher e you can draw on compyter but its very spensive. only the big kis kdos kids an grown ups can use it. sometime i wan to be big soon but becauz i dont use diapy anymore. ia m big kid. I dont no if that is true. but is is what the grownups say. e vn if i cat cant use lotsa things. I am stil big nina ninja now i hope

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Leo-dono calld me a bayb baybe baby today. I was cryin cuz the teachy waw mad i forget too much. getty hit durin sparri hurts. its hard not to cry. Im so sorry steve-dono an sensi sensei-dono. I forgets tot much an catn focus. I want to make pepel happy. but is easyer to make animal happy.

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Prety Cure! I like watchy it on the store tbs. Tthey get so to wear turn into pretty dressy and kick butt! I wan to be pretty cure oo! But kat an oher say ninja first. Actayl st i nee to be study and game makey too. I have lot to do.

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Tday was show n tell. kat showd oft her new moves! she’s so cool!! Everyone else had neat toys. Haruka-chan had new Pretty Cure dolly. A litty foxy that talkie and turn inot riceball! Dat is newey Prety Cure paryter. I miss Troppy Roo already.

Teddie-chan was not lowed at show an tell. I goet yelled a t again and endey show n tell. but is ok. Teddychan is sill frend. I like her lots. she is awrm cuz she is real bear.

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9-volt dono invited us to video games today! We played on the switch! I like the colors of he joycons but they re too small for 18-volt dono’s hands. he gots to paly on a normal controlly so it turned out okay! 9-Volt-dono also had normal controlly too and played on a thiny that holds 2 joy cons. Is hard to win against him eitehr way. But i like itms because they make hings fun!

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Kat is so cool! shes learnd a new move today! it go swoosh woosh boom! mayb too showy for fite but i like it! maybe good for realy big fite! i hope i can do new moves too!

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Mona-dono’s so pretty! She always wear diffy outfits and hairs and everything! But she looks good in everything! I wanna be like that too! Do you thinks it possibell with only ninja gi? That’s all Kat and I got. Wait I think we do have some more clothes I have to check tumorrow!

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We do have more clothes! It was under all our ninja gi! Lots of tese are for special okaysions like beach and party and rain! and lots of wind and cold too! I wish we had more dressy but what we got is good! But everyone looked at me funy for wearing a dressy today. It made me scared but they liked it! Is it ok to not wear ninja every day? Sometime is nice to wear some thing diffy.

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I felt like a buttrfly today. not because I fly but because I fell down and had a tuff time getty up like a buttefly i saw. it was sad they could not fly but it turn out their wing was little stuck. i used a little stik to poke seppyrate it and then they could fly away. sometim kat or lulu help me upand that makes me happy. i hope the buttyfly is safe too

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Jimmy-dono had party today! Everybody dance lots! It was loud, but fun! I like copy everyone moves. Jimmy-dono called it grooby so am I grooby? Kat got to use her ninja moves to dance really cool so I  thinks she groobee! Lulu is groovey too, she did her best to dance. she say luxvil does not party so party is new to her. I hope she have more fun here.

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Had to go to the doktor. It was for our chekup. our doktor sees everyone but he is kinda scary cuz he gets really really close to yor face. but turning his legy round in a circle is cool. very flexy! that dos not stop shots being so scary thouh. i cried a lot. but shots are importan. doktor orders.

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Today I stopped by a gara sale during patroll. there was a doll that look like Cure Sunshi and she is very small and alone. I had money on me so I adopt her. Was that okay? I still have money for food and tings. but Kat an I do not have many toy but we love them lots. Kat say it ok since she got toy cars. Sunshi can ride in the car cuz she is small. i will do my bes to take good care of Sunshi.

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I met a doggy today! She was very friendly but her friend pologize for her jumpy. I said it was okay because doggies need to jump to give kissys! Some doggies love giving kissies! But sometimes doggies dont wanna give kissies but they still jumpy. I wonder why but i rememebr that I like jumpy for no reason too! But i dont jump on people or animals, i just like jumpy!

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Today I wanted ise cream so i went to Joe gelato shop. but there was loud music over there cuz a girl and her friend were habie a concert. People really like that and I think the music was good and their dressies were pretty. it was just too loud. I still got my ice cream and my ears dont hurt much now.

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Is Kat and my birfday today! I forgot about that! But Kat was super exsited and Lulu gave us cupcakes and plans happened and everyone at WarioWare gave us a party! We had a cellybration at kindy too, but not at ninja school. We had so much cake and food! And theres more for tomorrow! Is nice to be celebated.

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Ashly-dono looked sad today. Maybe it was because Red-dono was not there. I woold be sad too if Kat wasn’t here. So I share some of my snack with her. Did she smile? Maybe. She happy when Red-dono back, even if smile was not big.

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People were talky lots bout daddys and fathers today. I think it is father day? I feel bad for not knowing. Kat and I would get Father some tasty food and show him the moves we learn in ninja school! Ithink that’s what kids do with their parents! But, what does he look like again?

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Lots of peeple were playiny with balls today. Mostly sokker I thinks since they were kicky balls. I even got to kick a ball and bounce ball too! Tey thout i was good! I tought that Jimmy T-dono was bestest at sports. Kat is realy good too! Do I like sport?

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There was a lot of bees at this foutan! It was really scary. But, I realize, they must be thursty because it was really hot today. Bees are just like us. They need water and food too.

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It was Aiden‘s birtday today so he had a party. Ther was a bouce house an lot of food! Aiden liked the big prezzy the best. It was a Nintento swich. Kat an I had a good time. We bougt home food an goody bag. So yummy!

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Mis skeeto are like ninja. Super fas! And they attak without knowies! I dont like them but they are admiable. I wish I was not ichy. they bitme today

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Wario-chama made everyone angry today! We made a game but it suck all of us in becaus he did not take care of the bugs! But now everyone is safe. The bugs live in the game now and we are all friends. We even met Pyoro-dono! He was covered in poo and attac us but we are friends too now. 

Lulu I am sorry I forgots you for momen, but Im happy youre here and not in the game. I did say that in real life and in game, but Im saying again so I dont forget.

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Leo gabe me a flowr today. He ran ways so angy thogh. I dont know what he want. Is friend not enoff?

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Lots of rain lately! I love rain! Puddles splash splah! Rain tickles lot! But I gotta wear rain koat to not get sick. Rain koat better when rain is big. Kat and I made dam like beever! We made lake! So cool!

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We play games with Leo an every one today! He an Kat really wantd to beat each other! No one could beat them at tag or anything! But I was really goodest at hid an seek. No one could find me! But I have to find everyone so they dont forget me.

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Father and everyone knows Father isolay himself when he was 4 year old like Kat n me. Kat and me want to do that too. But i like being home too. Kats gonna try again soon. I hoep she’ll be ok. I want to make sure she and Dimon City safe. But im scared i may not be good nuffs again.

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Yeserday was sad and bad cause i ad and accyden in ninja school. leo and the other laughd at me so i ran away. but lulu found me under a bench and gave me a hug and pats. she says eveyrthing is alrighty an that i didn’t shame anyone. i didn’t ned to hidey cause i wet the bed. she helped me feel better after dayt with food and bath and sleepover. so the sad day ended good! lulu is my best best friend. i love her and preciate her lots n lots! i hope we are friends forever n ever!

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Dibble-dono an Spitz-dono let us go to Toomarrow Hill today. Kat really wanted to see if she will be bestest ninja in future. But we just saw the sky and sea. It was really pretty thouh. Maybe that mean our future is pretty. I like that idea.

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We visited Miyakyo-san and Jack today! Jack has gotten very popular on hootube! Lots of people know him on there and our microgame! Kat thinks we made him famous, but I think he got there by himself! He’s super cute!

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Our swords need chargy today. It has ben a long time since we done that. Kat is hapy we can use its super lectricy to prove ourselv. but she want more challenge. At leas Crygor-dono help us charge our phones an swords at home. We didn have lectricity before.

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My penpal Takuya got cake for no wetty the bed. He got lots of nice tings an words for no more wetty after dat. I want cake but i still wet the bed sometime. And sometime my bed is dry. I wan cake an no mor wet bed. It not fair.

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Today Mona-dono invyted everybudy to Dimon City Amusment Park on Sadderday. Her job wanted more peeple to visit so we are goey to go. Cricket-dono an Kat an Lulu are excited because there is food and rides! Mantis-dono said we can train there too! I gues goey on scary ride count! I will do my best!

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Today we had ninja clas! We larn lots and not lots. Every day is anoter step closey to being best ninjas ever! It takes lots of trains and diciplen! I know Kat will be bestest ninja ever cause she is so good now! Peeple say she just need to be bigger. I tol Leo to stop bothery Kat. He did not. But he is stil my friend.

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Orbulon-dono loooooooves piggys! His ship is like a piggy and he has lots of piggy friends! He also eats piggies! I somtimes like eating piggies too, but only when they’re dead and meat. That’s called pork! Did you know some people cant eat pork? And some people don’t eat meat at all! They ‘re vegetabians! That’s cool! But I like eating meat and veggies and fruits. All food is good. Sometime 5-Volt-dono tells me not to eat what Orbulon-dono eats. Radeeo activ is danger after all.

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Kat, 9-Volt-dono, 18-Volt-dono, Lulu, and me played in their backyard today! We played with water that went everywhere! 5-Volt-dono put out a slide and it was fun to woosh down it! I wooshed with everybody! Lulu an me saved a cattypilar! And there was water guns and sprinkles! It was really fun an wet! We had snacks afterwards. I love eating 5-Volt-dono’s food!

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We ate at Munchly-dono place today. She makes really big food. My tummy is super full! I dunno if i like her cooky more than 5-volt-dono. They are nice. I like both. Tomorow we are going to the amusmen part! I am excited!

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Today we finally visted Dimoncity Amusemen Park! It was loud and not loud wit lots n lots of people! We had to wait in so many lines! An we ride many rides! but Not all of them because Kat Lulu and me was too small. They was mad and sads but we got to eats food and that made us better. Wtih food we will be big enoff next time! Plus we got allot of training with Mantis-dono and cricket-dono too! We all ate lots and it was good. I was scared of lots of things but it was goodest day!

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Is been super hot lateli. we are toasty an sticky like roasty mashmallo. I cant sleep now. its too hot. No blanky tonite.

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I saw some kids playing near a flower bush today. They ripped off lots of its petals. I was really sad and a little mad. I asked them to stop and they laugh an run away. That was not verry nice. I wish I could help the bushy feel better!

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I got a onesee for our bithday! Somtime I wear it to bed! It makes me nice an warm an cozee! But it s not good when you need to go potty cause you halftab e nakey to pee or poo. I am happy an sad about onesees but mosly happy! I love being warm an cozee!

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Today I had a drem I wan to write abou. There was two ninja and they were in a flower feeld. It was reealy windy and that made petals fly! They wer realy pretty and so were the ninja. I could not see theer faces but their hair fly in the wind. They look at me and came closer, but I woke up. I feel warm. Kat’s hugs are nice.

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Today aliens invaded earf today. They hated music. Mona-dono was turnd into stone. It was scary and I cried lots. But then I felt like dancing and everyone else danced. Lights were everywhere and the aliens were defeeted by the light and everyone was ok again! Hooray!