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Inuyasha goes to Macdonald
There’s nothing karkat hated more than an idiot , and he’d never met a bigger idiot than him. That idiot was Inuyasha. Bitches
Ouch
“Ruff ruff, you dumb troll, I’ve never seen someone so short and ugly”
Karkat blew up, dipper and Mabel watched on in boredom.
“OH AND YOU THINK YOUR SO SMART AND COOL HUH?? EVERYONE APPLAUD MR. ALIEN, ALL KNOWING AND COOL”
“WHO DOES THIS BITCHASS DOG THINK HE IS”
THE NIGERIANS MADE IT YOU GOD DAMN RAICST
THEY MADE THE BEADS OF FUCKING SUBJUGATION
ever since the homestucks viciously killed the dream smp fans,, got here……that’s what the mask is it been chaos and ruin. They killed hussie.
Hussie was hustled. That bitch. His life was hustled from him.
Dream missed his dear Hussie so much.
GoD iS gOd, GoD iS gReAt GoD iS gOoD
Karkat and his team has to win the big race around alternia to win all the money. But then these weird cartoon/anime freaks had to interrupt. I mean, a dog man, and two children and their yellow window? Dipper wnd Mabel. I mean, you gotta be kidding me.
His car was none other than lightning McQueen. Kachow.
-Karkat and Inuyasha work at macdonalds together <3 Kagome and Vriska both wanted a hamburger so they went to visit the boys.
“WELCOME TO MACFUCKINGDONALDS
WHAT CAN I GET- OH…..HI VRISKA??? WHATS YOUR FATADS DOING HERE”
Inuyasha: GaHhHHHhhh WHY KIKYO NO HEREKagome!!! I’m breaking up with you can I have my rock please
Kagome was depressed.
Kikyuuou was dead. I stabbed her.
“Do you think I’m f8t?
Oh gr8! Murder right in front of my hamburger!!!!!!!! I DEMAND A FREE SHAMROCK SH8KE FOR MY TROU8LES!”
Kikyo was ressurrected again “Karkat, I literally hate men i drank ur shamrock shake
wenchy bitych boy.
Okay one, I’m Vriska like Vriska wiska, not Karkat…ew he’s a 8asic 8itch and emo which I’m inyushaNOT a basic bitch.
*Tavros enters
shyly like a little bitch boy*
Kusuo Saiki went to the supermarket to buy coffee jelly. He was unaware of Nendo and Naraku who were following him the whole way. He was used to not being able to sense Nendo’s presence, but Naraku’s was new. I guess he didn’t have Koga’s keen sense of smell. In addition to his search for coffee jelly he was also look for his furry wolf boyfriend. They were in love. Saiki didn’t know he was capable of love until he met Koga. The two boyfriends were inseparable.
“hEY GUYS. iM HERE FOR A FRY AND THE BIG RACE,,,, i WANNA JOIN.”
Tavros…what fucking race? The race to 8e the 8iggest dum8ass in the room? 8ecause you’ve already won!!!!!!!!
Inyuadhas mokomoko is dirty and soft, he rubs it on the food.
Intuasha Lit burger flipper
Karkat Burger flipper
Vriska Wants a win
Tavros What’s a fry
Pine twins N/A
Who’s next, you decide???? 😵💫
It’s liquid and smooth cone touch him too and feel his skin is plump and full of life he’s in his prime
But they all hugged and loved, the race was over, it’s fun.