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1. You know What They Say About Tortoises (Dog) by Astrophel_Hireath

   Fandoms: Elden Ring (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   15 May 2022

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   • D Hunter of the Dead/Sorcerer Rogier (Elden Ring)
   • Sorcerer Rogier (Elden Ring)
   • D Hunter of the Dead (Elden Ring)
   • Rennala Queen of the Full Moon (Elden Ring)
   • Radagon of the Golden Order (Elden Ring)
   • Queen Marika the Eternal (Elden Ring)
   • Ranni the Witch (Elden Ring)
   • Rykard Lord of Blasphemy (Elden Ring)
   • Starscourge Radahn (Elden Ring)
   • Nepheli Loux
   • Gideon Ofnir
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Deviates From Canon
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Fix-It
   • I cannot stress how much of a Fix It this is
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Pining
   • Eventual Smut
   • Protectiveness
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Rogier Sleeps In Weird Places
   • Kinda like in Canon (Derogatory)
   • Red Wolf of Radagon gets all the head pats
   • The plot is that Rogier takes one look at the demigods and says 'I can fix them'
   • while D has an existential crisis
   • Watch me shamelessly butcher the lore
   • and shakespearean

   Summary

   “Let me get this straight,” D begins incredulously. “I had to come rescue you because you thought it wise to infiltrate Raya Lucaria and steal the Great Rune of the Unborn –“

   “I didn’t steal it.” Rogier interrupts with a scowl. The brim of his floppy hat droops under the heavy downpour, looking rather sad about the current state of affairs. “It melded with my flesh.”

   “After you stole it from Queen Rennala.” D says dryly. “And now your eyes are glowing gold, and we have a giant, red wolf following us.”

   Said giant, red wolf is still pressed lovingly against Rogier’s side, glaring lightning daggers at D.

   “That’s not how it happened, and – wait, my eyes are what now?”

   .

   In which Rogier accidentally becomes the most eligible candidate to succeed Queen Marika, and D struggles to keep his newly ascended Empyrean ‘travel companion’ alive.

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   English

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