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1. if i'm butter (then she's a hot knife) by DollyPop

   Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   23 Apr 2022

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Colin Bridgerton/Penelope Featherington
   • Colin Bridgerton
   • Penelope Featherington
   • Eloise Bridgerton
   • Anthony Bridgerton
   • Benedict Bridgerton
   • Daphne Bridgerton
   • Francesca Bridgerton
   • Gregory Bridgerton
   • Hyacinth Bridgerton
   • Violet Bridgerton
   • Not Actually Unrequited Love
   • They're just stupid
   • buckle in
   • honk honk
   • the Bridgerton's ship Polin
   • Siblings
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Modern Era
   • interconnected One shots
   • Slow Burn
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Childhood Friends
   • Romance
   • Idiots in Love
   • Oblivious Colin Bridgerton
   • if you're just here for smut: head over to chap 8
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting

   Summary

   The 9 times Colin lies to himself and everyone else about how he feels, how he really feels, about Penelope

   and the one time he finally tells the truth.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   51,622

   Chapters:

   10/10

   Comments:

   400

   Kudos:

   2,693

   Bookmarks:

   612

   Hits:

   60,065