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Summary:

Arlo ended up having a bad day, Blyke and John fighting Rowden royalty, the stress of having to deal with a possible Spectro attack and explaining why John was in Rowden. He just wanted to go to his room and eat his chocolates, but when he gets to his room he finds John completely drunk.

Notes:

This is my first Unordinary fanfic, I hope you like it. I got this idea talking to an acquaintance on insta.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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Arlo was heading back to his room, the day hadn't been the best, although Spectro didn't attack today, he and Seraphina were forced to explain to Safe House why John was in Rowden. In addition to convincing the other members to accept him. John had been discovered by Spectro, with that the God-tier trio lost the advantage it had. He was so tense about a possible Spectro attack after John was discovered that he didn't even enjoy going to the amusement park.

Due to John and Blyke's fight with Rowden's royalty the low ranks were in a frenzy so the royals along with Seraphina were trying to calm the situation, some were excited because John helped Blyke deal with the bullies, others still weren't liked joker around them, and were starting to panic. He wanted to continue with them, but he couldn't stand being so hungry and the Buffet, despite being delicious, was not what he would like to eat, he was interested in eating the chocolates from Cacau Boba that he had bought in a fancy store. The blond wasn't a fan of sweets, but Elaine had convinced him to buy a box with her, it was on sale, two boxes for the price of one and the chocolates looked wonderful even he couldn't resist.

What??

Arlo was shocked when he opened the door, John was EATING his precious box of chocolates, the top of the box was all dented, that pig couldn't even throw the papers in the trash, they were on the floor, on the bed, everywhere less on the trash.

John!! Who said you could eat my chocolates!!! They were expensive and almost all of them have already been eaten. Who will pay for them?

sig.

But what?

That was a shock, he was expecting everything, for John to punch him, start a fight, for him to run away, but crying was the last thing he expected.

"what the fuck happened to him, he's gone crazy, I mean crazier than he already is, wait do these chocolates have rum?"

Arlo “ic” sorry I was hungry and this was so good, look, try it, look at the plane.

He made a drunk impression of a father trying to feed a child.

Don't put that out of my mouth, I don't want you serving me.

sig, sig why you yelling I already apologized.

"God he's completely drunk, I won't be able to handle him alone, I'll call Seraphina"

Arlo, where are you going, I don't want to be alone, I hate to be alone, don't go away.

YOU IDIOT STOP HOLDING ME MY PANTS WILL FALL OFF.

Meanwhile Isen was walking back to the room, he had left the charger there and the battery was at 10%, for a reporter like Isen the cell phone was like a member of his body. He couldn't be without him, a big scoop could happen at any moment, and he was frustrated that the biggest article in his history in the newspaper couldn't be published because at the time his life was threatened by John. Even though he was the best reporter it had been a while since he was on the cover, first he became the editor of the newspaper, then he was expelled from the newspaper and now that he went back to work he hadn't caught any important stories. It was frustrating, the last time he'd written anything relevant was earlier this year, an article about Ember at Remi's request.

YOU IDIOT STOP HOLDING ME MY PANTS WILL FALL OFF.

Upon hearing this, Isen's reporter instincts kicked in, he was feeling, it was a journalistic scoop, a scoop that could earn his return to the front page. Isen immediately leaned against the wall trying to hear what was happening."Would I activate my ability, John wouldn't notice and I would lose my subject, luckily I have a good hearing."

Alright, I promise to stay with you now calm down.

“Are they having an affair? If I remember correctly, some girls were talking about Arlo and John forming the cutest boy-love couple in wellston. This is gold, all the girls at school are going to freak out when they find out about this. No, no, what I'm thinking, they hate each other more than anything in this world, it's impossible to have a romantic relationship, they're not even gay to begin with. It's not today that I'm going to get something. ”

Isen opened the door and saw John holding Arlo's waist, at the same moment he took out his cell phone that still had a little battery left and took a picture of the scene, at an impressive speed that surpassed even Seraphina. Upon noticing Isen the former king turned his head.

Isen, can you-

Arlo, sorry, Remi just called me, goodbye.

But what? Why did he come here?

While Arlo was confused, unaware of the tragedy that was to come, Isen hopped off, celebrating the biggest scoop he's ever seen in his career at the school newspaper, he could even imagine Cecile pampering him for having achieved something so impressive. But before that he thought about showing the photo and showing off to his friends, no one would believe that.

John, get up, I'll take you to Seraphina to take care of you.

bleerr.

What the fuck, you had to puke on me, that was my favorite shirt.

Bleeerrr.

“shit, besides throwing up on me he threw up on himself, I can't take him like that. I know, just take his cell phone and call Seraphina”

Hey, give me your cell phone.

I can't, Sera is with him, she said she needed to talk to someone and her cell phone was tapped bleerrr.

“God, the situation couldn't be worse, I can't leave here because if something happens to him because of the chocolates I bought Seraphina will kill me, cut me into pieces, put it in a suitcase and throw me in a river. Worst of all is having to listen to a lecture from Remi about alcohol, I refuse to listen to any lecture from a little girl who is always looking for trouble. The way is to get him to clean up, wait for the idiot to get better and wait for Blyke or Isen to come back, then I ask for their cell phone and call Seraphina.”

John, take off your clothes and go get cleaned up.

eeh, Arlo I don't love you, I love Sera. And why did you take your clothes off? It is not how it works. Eh, I'm not ready for that yet.

I'm not even going to ask what you're thinking at the moment. Just take your clothes off soon.

No!!! I refuse.

Stop the tantrum and start taking it off.

Arlo, I don't want to, I'm not ready for this yet, leave me alone! Blerr

I won't repeat the same joke. If you don't want to take it off, I'll take your clothes by force.

ah, let me go.

Great, I finally got your clothes off now get in the shower, and grab that towel, I don't want to see you naked by accident.

blerr, Arlo I can't get up, please carry me.

“I didn't think this was possible, but I hate him even more. ”

Okay, come here.

There, you're hurting me, take me in a kinder way please.

Blyke and Remi were heading to the hotel room after hearing Isen bragging about finding the scoop of the year, John and Arlo would be secretly dating. Blyke didn't believe it and thought that Isen was making it up to get some news, so he decided to go there and apologize for him, Red didn't want his best friend to be murdered by the god levels. Remi didn't believe it either, but she was excited and hoping the two hottest boys in school would make a couple.

That damn stranger, does anything for a news, it ends up killing him one day.

Calm down, Arlo will forgive him after an apology.

What about John?

Hahaha, with him we'll have to find a way to calm him down, but I'm sure he'll hear us.

Well, if it doesn't work out, we'll call Seraphina, she'll leash him.

Hahahaha

There, you're hurting me, take me in a kinder way please.

ok princess i will be kinder.

After hearing this Remi opened the door and I found the two boys in their underwear. John was sitting on the bed, while Arlo was pulling him by the hand. Remi had the same reaction as Isen, took out the cell phone, the cell phone and took a picture of the scene.

"Shit, she'll see that John is drunk"

Remi, wait, that's not what you're thinking, it was John's fault.

"So it was John who took the initiative, how beautiful, I knew he was a good person, I'll tell Evie, she'll love it"

Goodbye

"which? Did she find out that John is drunk? Wouldn't she have scolded me because she closed the door? Come to think of it, Isen was acting weird too.”

The electric girl closed the door with a smile on her all red face.

Who knew they were actually dating.

I'm so glad they found love.

Yes, the important thing…. Remi your nose is bleeding, is everything ok?

Don't worry, let's go to the Hall

“Jarlo, jarlo, all the girls in the world like Jarlo”

Remi came out humming with a smile on her face, while Blyke was still digesting what the two guys who hated each other the most were dating.

In the bedroom Arlo was taking John to the shower, due to his condition it was impossible to shower alone, so he decided to bathe him. They were both only in their underwear and Arlo was praying that John would be able to dress himself after his shower.

Okay, come in, I'll help you clean up.

Arlo, because we're showering in our underwear, that's weird, underwear is going to get wet.

Because I don't want to get naked with you, and I hope you can take this off and put on another one by yourself.

I can, check it out.

Not now you idiot. Let's raise your arms.

After Arlo cleaned John, Blondie started to wash himself and remove the smell of vomit from John, although the brunette couldn't even stand up on his own, he wasn't vomiting anymore, after cleaning John, Arlo started to wash himself, he found it strange to have someone watching him, but it was better if his roommate had a bad time alone in the room.

“I hope no one finds this out”

Great, let's get out, get up and be careful not to slip.

Oh the pain.

I told you to be careful.

It wasn't my fault, I got hurt because of you

My fault?

You're too tough, I got hurt because of it, it hurt.

It's not my fault if this is my passive, come here and let me take care of it.

Arlo looked at John's forehead, cleaned the wound, and bandaged it.

Seraphina was walking down the hall with her best friend Elaine, Elaine was almost crying after finding out that the man she loved was dating John, everyone knew that she was in love with Arlo, but was never noticed by him. She ended up thinking that was the reason, he was in love with John. Seraphina, on the other hand, was calmer, she was only heading towards the room because of her friend, at first none of them believed Isen's report, they thought he just wanted to extrapolate to have a scoop, but when Remi told the news to Evie was a different story. Elaine collapsed, Remi wasn't one to make these jokes, however, the goddess knew that the two hated each other, besides, Seraphina loved to tease John, sometimes she brings her face close to his just to see him turn red, the purple haired girl wanted to start dating him, but school rules prohibited dating and the current situation was kind of chaotic for them to start dating, but when it was all over she would end up declaring and knew she would receive an affirmative answer.

Elaine calm down, don't fall for these little jokes so easily.

But Arlo never showed any interest in any girl, and he got really close to John.

Yes, John is handsome and they have a beautiful abs lol, but the two hate each other, and Arlo just doesn't want to break the school rules so he never approached any girl.

You're right, and they don't even match kkkk.

Hello, anyone home?

“Strange, they were supposed to be in the room, where did they go? I'm hearing something from the bathroom, one of the two must be taking it"

Oh the pain.

I told you to be careful.

It wasn't my fault, I got hurt because of you

My fault?

You're too tough, I got hurt because of it, it hurt.

It's not my fault if this is my passive, come here and let me take care of it.

"It can't be, they're dating, and they've already reached that level"

Seraphina what are we going to do, they're really dating baaaa!

Seraphina dropped to her knees on the floor as she listened to her best friend cry.

 

........

 

After a lot of explanation Arlo and John managed to clear up the misunderstanding, Remi was scolding them both, Isen and Blyke were behind her laughing about the situation, while Seraphina was sitting with Elaine eating chocolates, watching everything from the cabin as if they were in a "show".

I hope you learned, no alcohol for minors.

But Remi..

I don't want apologies. I want you to promise me no alcohol

Yes Remi.

Yes Remi.

Great, now that it's all settled, we can relax.

Remi, Isen and Blyke were leaving when suddenly Arlo ends up intervening.

Wait a minute, as I remember, I saw you guys take out your cell phones, didn't you take a picture by any chance?

I think you didn't see it right.

You are imagining things.

Then they could show me their cell phones. Isen, you first.            

Arlo, please, this photo will put me on the cover again.

I don't want to know, turn it off.

What if I refuseWhat if I refuse?

I would leave you alone in this room with John, I'm sure he will convince you.

After Isen looks at John, he immediately deletes the photo.

Sususususu.

Now you.

Remi started to fake a cry.

woah, woah, Arlo, are you really going to make me take the picture?

Yes.

Ehhhh, so fast, at least reconsider a little.

No, delete it now.

But Arlo, this photo of Jarlo is extremely important to me.

What the fuck is Jarlo?

That's what we call your relationship with John.

Erase it, and disinfect the phone immediately.

Arlo, Evie and I have already started writing a song about Jarlo, it will be Wellston's anthem in the future.

Delete that song too.

She's not on the phone, she's in my heart.

You will find a way to erase it from your heart or I will rip it out.

What a cruel boo.

Blyke was looking at Remi and Isen crying over their recent losses. So he decides to take action.

My top story

My Jarlo, my Jarlo.

Hey, how about we get something to eat, I'll pay this time.

Thank you Blyke.

You're a nice guy, unlike those two.

After hugging they went out to get something to eat, with Blyke paying for everything, despite having lost their photos, they got dinner.Arlo and John were relieved that the photos had been deleted, that way no strange rumors would start.John was walking away when he ended up being pushed to the bed, and looking at who pushed, it was Seraphina, then she jumped on top of him with her face in his chest slapping him in the face.

Sera!!!

John, how can you shower with Arlo, I can't believe you did that, you idiot, traitor, you Zeke.

Sera, please calm down, and the last curse hurt me. Arlo help me, Sera is out of control.

She's drunk, he must have eaten one of the chocolates I bought with Elaine.

“Well done, if you become an idiot, now you will find out how much I suffered taking care of you, I will relax with a coffee, wait if Seraphina is drunk then Elaine?!”

Arlo, why don't you notice me, my ability is healing, not invisibility. If you're interested in John because of his abs I guarantee I'll start working out and I'll have better abs than his, I swear.

No, not again!!!!

Notes:

I would like to thank my friend Grecco for helping me edit this fanfic.