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One day, Yellow the crewmate was being a good boy by doing his tasks. He smelld abit like chicken. Blue walked by Yellow and said "ewwwww why do you smell like chicken". Yellow cried so much his tears flew over to blue and stabbed him to death.
Blue died.
So then Yellow ran off so no one could discover he killed Blue with his tears. Grey was wiggling over and then reported the dead body.
"BLUE DIED IN ELECTRICAL!!!"
he wanted to cry. I mean maybe he did you would never know.
All the crewmates opened their gobs and they dropped to what felt like the bottom of the earth.
"I SUS PINK!!!!!!" Pink said
"But u are pink" Orange said raising his non existing eyebrow.
"ok" said pink.
So they all voted him out. (yes him, he is a femboy) Pink cried his eyes out before doing a tik tok dance to his death.
Black put a dislike on his tik tok dance video he uploaded 2 seconds right before he died 391 milliseconds later. (rip)
Anyways moving on.
So yellow was like mega scared no cap because he figured out that he may be the imposter. So he went hiding in security.
"OK EVERYONE BACK TO YOUR TASKS!" Grey announced and all the rest of the crewmates scurried off.
Yellow was chilling in security watching the cameras while eating a slice of cold dusty crusty pizza from the vents.
SUDDENLY, banana came to security since he'd finished his tasks and caught yellow lackin eating the cold crusty dusty pizza from the crusty dusty vent. My guy was caught in 4k.
"What are you…….doing?" He asks.
"N-n-nothing! I-i ca-n e-e-expla-a-i-n-n!"
Yellow was wordless.
"Um ok explain then" said Banana, holding a knife sussily behind his back. "You're an imposter like me why you lackin. You should be out there killin peeps"
Yellow stared at banana before he opened his non existing mouth.
"The thing is…" He started.
"I slept with your sister."
Banana was gobsmacked and flabbergasted. His mind switched to anger, fury, rage, big mad so then he growled at Yellow and then jumped at him doing an epic 360° and stabbed Yellow a total of 12 times in the small stomach and then Yellow drops dead lol.
I know what you're all thinking, an imposter killed an imposter? How could this be? Was yellow really an imposter? Or was he just the chosen one? I guess we'll never know.
Anyway a new emergency meeting calls.
Orange, Black and the rest of the crewmates were having a heated discussion.
"Ok so who?" Orange asked.
Banana had the greatest idea.
"ITS YELLOW!!! HE CONFESSED IN SECURITY!!! VOTE HIM OUT NOW!!!"
But little did he know he just got brain damage exactly 2 weeks ago.
"Yellow is dead bruh" Brown says, turning to Banana.
Everyone stares at Banana.
"..."
Silent treatment.
"So like. We voting Banana? He sus" said Grey, probably coming to a decision now.
"Yes" said black.
"Yes" said grey.
"Yes" said orange.
"Yes" said brown.
Bro finna die tonight.
And without further ado, Banana was pushed off the spaceship. Banana cried.
Banana was the Imposter. 0 Imposters remain.
"Wait WHAT?" Said Orange, "What happened to the other imposter? We never caught him"
"Idk he probably lost wifi connection" Grey replied.
"ok" said brown.
"Awww brown, you're so cute!" Everyone says at once in harmony.
And with that, the end came.
The crewmates celebrated with cold crusty dusty pizza from the vents and left over asda cake.
It was a good night, full of food, full of joy.
The end.
Thank the lord.