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Groupchat: Pretty Setters
Discussion: Pretty Setters!!! Exceptions r tobio-chan bc his face is ugly and atsumu bc his personality is ugly
Owner: Tooru Oikawa
Members:
- Koushi Sugawara
- Tobio Kageyama
- Kenma Kozume
- Atsumu Miya
- Semi Eita
- Keiji Akaashi
Today, 07:18
Oikawa: hahahha uhhh hey guys who’s applying where
Oikawa: third years only obv
Kenma: what
Oikawa: i just said third years only
Atsumu: i already got hired at spencer’s
Oikawa: i applied to banana republic, j. Crew, lululemon, lifetime fitness and one tree yoga! I’m sooooo nervous
Atsumu: who
Oikawa: who what?
Atsumu: asked
[Tooru Oikawa has removed Atsumu Miya from the chat]
Kageyama: harsh
[Tooru Oikawa has removed Tobio Kageyama from the chat]
[Koushi Sugawara has added Atsumu Miya and Tobio Kageyama to the chat]
Oikawa: mf i have top authority
Akaashi: 🍇🍐🍑🍓
Kenma: cap
Suga: this is a democracy. Also i applied to both earthbound and yankee candle but i’m hoping to work at the candle shop
Kenma: i know kuroo got hired at mickey d’s
Kageyama: does he get a discount and can he share it
Kenma: don’t know don’t care i hate their food
Akaashi: i have not heard yet where bokuto-san got hired
Oikawa: …
Suga: …
Oikawa: trouble in paradise?
Suga: turbulent waters?
Oikawa: rocky waves?
Akaashi: what do you mean?
Kenma: they’re just being third years
Oikawa: okay but did you all hear- iwaizumi got roped into working the concession stand at the miyagi district youth baseball games
Kageyama: fly high iwaizumi-san
Semi: i just logged on can someone please explain
Atsumu: graduation requirement for third year athletes means one whole semester of retail/service work
Suga: literally all of us put it off
Oikawa: JUST GOT EMAILED!!! I have interviews w j crew and lulu guys wish me luck
Kenma: die
Akaashi: don’t be yourself please
Suga: i’m sure you’ll do just wonderful tooru <33
Oikawa: let’s get married koushi <3333
Semi: i’m going to vomit
Kageyama: i’m telling daichi
Suga: like hell?? I’ll make you drive with saeko again. Sit down
Kageyama: ok