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It felt was an ordinary day. Vivienne woke up and remembered what she was told last night. It sounded weird but if her friend said it, it must be true. She was told that if she sends a letter to herself pats her horse and then goes to the store, she can get magical hay for free.
She rushed to Fort Pinta on her Dragon horse Dragonground, she rode directly to the mailbox and started coming up with what to write in the mail that she will send to herself. „Mommy needs new booty shorts “, no that sounded too obvious if the police found it „new shorts “, still too obvious, she decided to just write „asd “. She put the letter into her pocket.
After that, she led her horse directly to the store with hay and place a hand on its cute face. Then she took out the letter and released her hand from her horse. Walking directly to the person selling food, she didn’t even read the letter, but the store owner looked very surprised at her.
“I want a stack of 10 hay please,” she said to the store owner. “That would be 500 shillings” was the response from the store. She did buy them, and than she started laying them down on the street. People walking around were looking weird at her, but she was so focused she didn’t even notice.
Then she turned to the store owner, the store owner was looking at her with an even more puzzled look than before, and then she said, “free hay please!”
The store owner did pick up something and gave it to her, and she kept asking for more and more and more. It was like if he was just giving her air, but she thought how much hay she is getting. She kept putting it onto her piles and even made a special pile for just the special air hay.
When she thought she had enough she started picking the stack up and selling them back to the store. The store was buying them back. Poor Vivienne didn’t notice that she is selling them at a loss. But she thing she is gaining so much money, when she sold everything except the air hay pile she called for Pickup and didn’t even pay the driver.
Home at her stable she went and fed the air hay to her horses imagining how well fed they are, with so much air hay leftover!
When she thought the care for the horse was done, she immediately went to the big city of Jorvik. She got lost for a bit but then found her way to the mall where she bought jean shorts with black stockings and left without paying because she thought she already paid with air shillings.
That when police stopped her, she was brought to psychiatry and was locked in a room with soft walls and will spend there a long time. She was insane, she stole clothes and was mistreating her horses.