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One day Affogato Cookie was bored so he went inside to Dark Cacao Cookie's room for some reason. There he saw Dark Cacao Cookie and Pure Vanilla Cookie sleeping.
"My god! These bitches gay! Good for them, good for them," Gay- I mean Madeleine Cookie exclaimed as soon as he saw Dark Cacao Cookie and Pure Vanilla Cookie.
"Who even are you-" Affogato said very berry fairy confused at who this really stupid looking cookie was. Instead of replying Madeleine Cookie stood there and had a staring contest with Affogato Cookie. As confused as he was Affogato immediately blinked and for one millisecond Madeleine Cookie did the GingerBrave smirk and pose. He then handed Affogato Cookie Dark Cacao Cookie's phone and ran away.
"...Fatherless Behavior," Affogato Cookie said and walked away with Dark Cacao Cookie's phone.
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Somewhere in the cookie run world Dark Choco Cookie suddenly tripped over a pebble. He stared down at the pebble and looked at it.
"Kind of looks like Affogato Cookie..." Dark Choco Cookie whispered and threw the rock at the street causing the rock to get ran over.
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Affogato Cookie stared at Dark Cacao's phone for a good ten seconds before going through his search history.
There were a lot of concerning things in there such as "Does Pure Vanilla Cookie like me?", "Is Pure Vanilla Cookie straight?", "How to make someone turn LGBT", and "DeviantArt Sonic and Knuckles fan art" but the one thing that really caught Affogato Cookie's eye was "Wattpad Pure Vanilla Cookie x Dark Cacao Cookie fanfic". Affogato Cookie did not know what Wattpad was and was about to search it up except it was eight in the afternoon and that was Affogato Cookie's bedtime so he went to sleep.
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Dark Cacao Cookie woke up.
"Where is my phone, did someone steal it? That's not very rad brah," Dark Cacao yelled.
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WILL AFFOGATO COOKIE FIND OUT WHAT WATTPAD IS? WILL DARK CACAO BE ABLE TO TURN PURE VANILLA GAY? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA- oops wrong thing.
(Spoiler, yes for the first one, maybe for the second)