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"Say no to This" Parody of "Say no to This" from Hamilton

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[Destiny]
Nothin’ like slummin’ a new city
Someone innocent submerged in the nitty gritty

67th item in the Brave New World Catalogue.

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~Written by Aux.


[Destiny]

Nothin’ like slummin’ a new city

Someone innocent submerged in the nitty gritty

There’s trouble in the air, we didn’t catch ya

I dunno squat, so they’ll have ta tell ya. 

 

[Sage]

Boy, it’s been a week

Legs are week, I’m awake. 

Never seen this jedi orphan more in need of a break. 

Longin’ for my pillow

Missing my sleep

That’s when I heard this voice couldn’ be more ‘an a peep. It said:

 

[Sidious]

“I see you’ve got a suit of armor

Fancy shields, so sure they’ll stand tall

But I’ve got my back doors, and you are all alone”

 

[Sage]

It said, 

 

[Sidious]

“There’s somethin’ I want done

Slice it, dice it, suffice it

To say. I want it done, and it's fun

That’s on you, Lady Seduna…”

 

[Sage]

I tried to ignore, and it tried to implore, it said

 

[Sidious]

You are mine, girl!

 

[Sage]

I went to get some help, Down the hall, that’s all I got, it said

 

[Sidious]

You are mine, girl!

 

[Seduna]

Did what he said slaughtered ‘em clothes turned red, left the rest for dead. Did what he said. 

 

[Sidious]

Ha, ha, ha. 

 

[Seduna]

The damn girl was prayin’

 

[Sage]

Lord, show me how to say no to this. 

 

[Seduna]

She can never say no to this. 

Cause my mind, ma bodies all his

That poor girl is so helpless

Oohh (laughs evilly)

 

[Sage, (Ensemble)]

Lord, show me how to say (no to this)

Say no to this

 

[Seduna, (Ensemble)]

Girl, you can’t (say no to this)

 

[Sage]

God, I’m sayin’ No!

 

[Grace, Ensemble]

No, no, no! (Grace is hysterical)

 

[Seduna, Sage]

But he’s in our mind and I can’t say

 

[Seduna, Ensemble]

No, no!

Can’t say no to this.

No, no!

Can’t say no to this.

No, no!

Can’t say no to this.

No, no!

Can’t say no to this.

 

[Destiny]

It had ta happen at the worst time

Thought it was the first time. That began the cursed time.

The day after Sage disappeared I got a call from commander Fox down the hall. 

Hooray, it said. 

 

[Commander Fox]

Observer, I have some startling news.

I’m startin’ to doubt this assassin’s rouse

A sith assassin, the girl who appeared on Raxus

Did something that night that was unseen. 

 

[Destiny]

U… sh…

 

Uh oh! Grace McQueen’s received word

She’ll be back sooner ‘an she heard

And hey, this might end my life

I doubt Roamin’ Larin’s gonna stop ‘is wife

 

I got off the call, and she raced down the hall

 

[Grace]

Did we miss her?

 

[Destiny]

I took the fall. 

Said “I dunno sir.” 

What a mess, she’s rampant’, we’re under stress, composers fallin’

 

[Grace]

“Let’s go find her”

 

She’s up to something, that I fear

 

[Destiny]

We’re doin’ everythin’ we can

 

[Grace]

Let’s get our rear in gear

 

[Destiny]

Don’t want more shit to hit the fan

 

[Grace]

We can do this

 

[Destiny]

What all she can do… we are helpless.

 

[Grace]

This is helpless, what is she doin?

 

[Destiny] (Gracie)

We’re doin’ everythin’ to stop ‘er (It's not enough)

What is enough? (It's not enough)

Let’s get out (It's not...)

Without a doubt…

 

[Sage, (Ensemble) {Destiny}]

Lord show me how to (say no to this) {Whoaah}

There’s no way for me to (say no to this)

Helpless {Oh this situations helpless}

My body’s sayin’

‘Hell yes’ {ooh}

God, show me how to (say no to this)

Why can’t I say no to this {How could she disappear like this}

Someone’s in my head

I know. 

 

[Seduna (Ensemble) {Sidious}]

But then it’s all on me and I never say (No, no, no, no, no)

{Yes} (Say no to this)

(No, no)

{Yes} (Say no to this)

(No, no)

{Yes} (Say no to this)

(No, no)

[Sage (Ensemble) {Sidious}]

Say no to this.

I can’t say no to him. {Can’t say no to me}

There’s no where I can go (No, no, no)

Oh.

 

[Seduna]

Nobody’s going to know.

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