Dating Harry Hook would include...

You would have met on the isle as Harry and an Auradon kid would be a distaster waiting to happen
He would have tried to loot whatever you had in your pockets but you refused
And a few strong words and a broken nose later, Harry was infatuated with you
He would make excuses during the day just to go see you
It got to the point where Uma decided to recruit you to her crew in hopes that Harry would actually do his job
It didn’t work ~~as he is distracted by the mere sight of you~~
If you want something, he would try his hardest to get it for you even if it isn’t using the most ethical way
But for your birthday, he would actually purchase something which goes to prove how much he adores you
You would teach him how to count and basic math
In return, he would teach you how to sword fight
And the day you managed to disarm him, he would beam like no other
Harry is super possessive; if someone didn’t know you were his, they’d soon find out
You’d be the only person to be able to touch his hook and you would use this to your advantage
Wether it be mocking him or hiding it when you’re mad at him
Speaking of which, you two don’t argue often but when you do the whole isle hears the yelling
But he’d never hit you
He’s be damned if he ever put a finger on you
Harry loves to do your eyeliner in the mornings for you which is super convenient as you can’t draw a straight line for your life
But most of all, dating Harry Hook includes being the luckiest pirate in the Isle

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