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As every single human being in the planet already knows; heroes have costumes. Why is that? To hide their identity? That's one. To look super cool? Probably. But is it useful? Like does it store your weponary to save the world? Does like the cape in some superheroes have functions? Someone like Mirio will definitely say yes no doubt. Someone like Edna will say it's useless but I don't know.
Wait I'm writing about Kacchan's fricking knee caps not hero capes what am I doing-
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Anyway, so we begin, well ALMOST ending class 1A's classes with you guessed it, Hero Traning. I mean you gotta train to be a hero you can't just wing it like that what are you doing?
Class 1A just finished up wearing their hero costumes. I mean look at some of 'em. Fine as hell.
Their all chatting away about homework, teachers, the upgrades on their hero costumes. If you listen closely you can hear Midoriya taking notes somewhere.
Why aren't they doing anything? Their students. All Might seem to be running late from what I know.
Anyway, we zoom in on our lovely redhead named Kirishima, staring at the resident ho- I MEAN- gremlin, Bakugo. Just staring. Specifically at his knee caps. Knee protecters. He and I have no idea what those are called-
Okey in fact, he wonders, are those even knee protecters at all? Cause those things are suppose to keep your knees safe but those? Those look like they could do some damage. Litreally.
"Hey dude?" Kirishima decided to ask. Bakugo hummed, a sign that he's listening.
"Why are you're knee protecters like that?"
"my what-?" Bakugo stared at him, either confusion or annoyance. Probably both.
"your knee protecters, y'know, the one on your knees" Kirishima pointed at his knees. Bakugo looked down.
"Yeah? What's wrong?"
"Well, their kinda... Deadly y'know? I mean I know that's like your whole... aesthetic and everything but like..."
"Their not for protecting my knees Shitty hair," Bakugo interrupted.
"Their not?" Kirishima looked at him confused. "So... what are their for..?"
Bakugo smirked and not in a flirty way nooo... this smirked mean 'You shouldn't have said that.'
With no hesitation, Bakugo kicked him, aiming the knee protector at Kirishima's. The word I forgot here is 'tried' because he manage to block the kick with his harden arms.
"Dude! What the heck?!?" Kirishima exclaimed as he unharden his arms.
"You wanted a demonstration I gave you a demonstration," Bakugo explained.
"Yeah but I didn't ask to be kicked in the face by the knee thingys," Kirishima huffed. "So it seems you hurt people with it am I right?"
"Kill, Kirishima," Bakugo corrected him. "My 'Knee Thingys' are meant to kill."
"Oh my god- you're crazy man-" Kirishima chuckled nevously.
Bakugo only hummed. That is when All Might decided to show up to class, apologising over and over again before they finally start class.
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The end.
Okey bye, 💅