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    How to kick Lex Luthor's ass, ending capitalism forever:

    1. Get Bruce fucking Wayne as a client in a shit accounting job you hate
    2. E-date a rich donater in your streams
    3. Get sexually frustrated by the guy you don't know you are e-dating
    4. ???
    5. Make out at the Met Gala

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