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“Today is the day,” Alpha Demon Red Blood Cell Y/n thought, “today is the day I go into rut.” Alpha Demon Red Blood Cell Y/n quickly got ready for the day by gathering their first supply of oxygen and joining the next group of red blood cells heading to the brain.
While heading up the internal carotid artery, They met with a friend. We both knew it was the day for the both of us so we had to do our best to not get distracted by the cute, scrumptious, juicy, little omegas(the white blood cells).
Then Alpha Demon Red Blood Cell Y/n saw the most cute, gleamy, juicy, hot, bright, scrumptious, white blood cell. Then Alpha Demon Red Blood Cell Y/n blurted out “GAWD DAYUM LOOK AT THAT JUICY MONOCYTE.” Then the white blood cell turned around and blushed. “Th-th-th-th-th -th-th-th-th- th-th-th-th-thank y-y-y-y-you UwU,” the white blood cell said shyly. “D-d- d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-do you want to go to the heart with me? I need an alpha to accompany me in my heat p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-please,” the white blood cell begged, “Of course my scrumptious, juicy, gleamy bb.” Alpha Demon Red Blood Cell Y/n said while staring at the cute omega’s monocyte, phat, juicy, squeezable bloody cheeks.
Once they reached the heart, they went to the white blood cell’s nest. When they swam into the nest they were greeted with four more cells; a virus cell and three sperm cells. The virus was tied to the nest which was confusing.
They were soon tied to the nest.
The sperm cells started swimming around them and then one went into the virus while the other two were trying to squirm into the white blood cell and Alpha Demon Red Blood Cell Y/n. One entered the white blood cell with a popping sound. The third sperm cell was struggling to wiggle and squirm into Alpha Demon Red Blood Cell Y/n, but soon it was able to squeeze itself in and soon Alpha Demon Red Blood Cell Y/n, the white blood cell and the virus would be pregnant.
*1 Year Later*
“I-I-I-I-I-I-I THINK I’M GIVING BIRTH!” the white blood cell exclaimed “M-ME TO!” the virus sobbed “I’M GOING INTO LABOR!” Alpha Demon Red Blood Cell Y/n yelled.
*30 Minutes Later*
*alarm sounds* “Why is the alarm going off??” questioned white blood cell “Why don’t you look over there,” Alpha Demon Red Blood Cell Y/n “The virus has given birth to 35894789750387403539853983845938409 viruses and their invading and killing the humans body.” “...WHAT?!” screamed white blood cell, “yeah,” Alpha Demon Red Blood Cell Y/n stated calmly like the cool alpha demon they are.
Suddenly they were all violently attacked by the virus. They all died soon after, too weak to fight back.