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It was a fun ride, but Guts’s time with the Hawks was over. Guts walked to Griffith so he could turn in his 2 weeks notice.
“Hello Goots,” Griffith said as Guts walked into his tent.
“Hello Grufooth,” Guts said as he sat his paper on the table.
Griffith looked at the paper and tears began to leak out of his eyes, “Gattsu, what us this?”
“I’m leaving Griffusi,” Gats said.
Griffon’s armor suddenly changed into a cheerleader outfit, “Gunts, plesse stay.” He rolled over and lifted up the skirt, “I knoe the Griffussy isn’t virgin because of Gennon, but I still want you.”
Gernts looked at Grif for a minute, “Dafuk you talking about Griffindor?”
Grifn began to get enbarressed, “Oh, sorry. I thought we were gai for each other.”
“No,” Intestines said, “I’m pretty sire that’s just you.”
Grifun got 😔, “Ok. Btw it’s medivil times. I don think you need a 2 weeks notice.”
Ok, before Ieaf, let’s go eat Burger King one more time. Together, as the Banned of Bald Eagle.
Gfth laughed, “Silly Berk Man, there no burger King here.”
Guts reached his hand in the ground, pulled out a Whopper, anf took a bite. “Aw shit, this is one of those vegan boigas.” He reached in again and got an actually good burger. “Dis betta.”
Grufy collapsed ti his knees, “Wtf Gantz”
Guts unhunged his jaw like a snake and ate the burfer in one bite. “Know i am thirsty.” Guns then punches a tree open like minecraft steve and began to drink the Pepsi that was pouring out.
“NooOOOooOOOokoo, You don't know what you messing with.”
Gits called down a lightning bolt from the sky, and when the dust settled, a small carton if fries was there.
“Gattu, you must stop?”
“No, i dont think i will.” Internal Organs said as he ate the whole thing, cardboard and all.
Grin was now crying, he said nithing.
“Hmmmmm… i still hunger,” Gets said as he pulled another burger from the ground. He took a small bite, but tgis time, a bit of ketchup came uff the burger, landing on Gruf’s egg necklace thing.
The egg’s facial features became normal and it screamed loud enough to get a headphone warning. The sun went dark, the eclipse had begun. Gruffly immediately turned into his demonic Femto form becus tge author is too much of a lazy bum to write any of the beginning of the eclipse.
“Haha, dumb idiot stupid Liver man, I am demi-god now,” Femboy said as Gtus’s arm was trappes in a decibel’s mouth.
Possibly homosexual feminin male picked up Casca, “I will now engage in non-consensual sexual intercousre with you are girlfriend.”
Gost nawed off his own arm, setting him free. He then grew back a metal prostetic one, “You fool, the burngurs gave me time-space manipulation. Berk shot a a cannonball out of the cannon in the metal arm.
Gruffun smirked, “You fool, i spent 700 hours learning how to parey in Dark Souls. I can just nok yor cannonball out of the way.”
Gren slaped the cannonball and it flew away, hitting Cutka in the head. Tearing itclean off.
“Holy shit, we just killed Cutska!” They both screamed in unison.
A giant birb demon come down and pinned Gants to the ground. The Fumtow spoke, “Haha, you fool. Now I will engage in non-consensual sexual intercourse with your girlfreind’s corpse.”
Evul Groofoot picked up Catzka and began to take off her clothes before stopping, “Wait, im gae. Im just gonna engage in non-consensual homosexual intercourse with you, Yogurts.”
Grunfeth picked up guts and pulled down his pants, Goots knew this was the end. His Gutsussy was about to get pierced again.
But then, a spark came within him. He pushed Griffin off him and scremed, “ITS BORSURKIN TIME!!!!!!!1!1!1!”
Nuts’s ultra powerful sword, the Dragon slayer fell from the sky and he pucked it up. Goofit tried to run away but truipped over. “You want me to fuck the Griffussy? Well i will, with my bigass sword,” Appendix said as he shoved the sword up Grifballs anus, killing him instantly.
All 4 of the Godhand looked at Pancreas, “WTF just happend?”
Guts stood there, “idk.”
“Just leave”
“Ok”
Guts then went and ate his last hammed burger before disappearing into the sunset to go find a new, even better burger.