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“I don’t get how you think it’s actually good dude. It fucking sucked. Shouldn’t even be associated with the show.” Craig said, kicking a pile of snow on the ground. “Ngh- man I thought it was good! The addition of robots was really unexpected and i e-enjoyed it a lot.” The blond said, pulling his hand away from his boyfriend as he gestured to continue his sentence. “Besides man, it’s nyh just a movie.” Tweek said, shrugging his shoulders as Craig stared at him dumbfounded. “It’s supposed to be a Red Racer movie.” He said curtly. “Unless you suddenly forgot the best show of our generation?”
“Ah- gah man- I love Red Racer too dude! You know that! I just thought the movie was good. The way they introduced new a new side to red was mgh fucking awesome!” Craig stared at him and let his jaw drop. “How is that awesome?!” He began as he waved his hands around. “Oh yeah we should totally divert what the original story was about, change up the whole character, why don’t we! Red racer was about racing, not robots or all the other shit they added.” His boyfriend rolled his eyes and passed him on their walk. “I still think it was good.”
Without thinking, the dark haired boy reached down beside him and grabbed a fistful of snow, chucking it at the blond head in front of him. “Oh sh-” His profanity was cut off by a scream and his boyfriend jumping nearly 3 feet in the air, arms scrambling behind him to grab at the snow. “WHY! Ngh OH JESUS! NOW I’M GONNA DIE AND GET PNEUMONIA, AND MY CORPSE WILL BE LEFT RIGHT HERE TO BE PICKED UP AND EATEN BY CANNIBALS MAN! NGH FUCK I CAN’T HANDLE THAT!” Craig chuckled inwardly at his Tweek’s Tweekish rant.
This time, with purpose, he balled up another clump of snow, pulling his arm back and WHAM. Straight on Tweek’s button down. Tweek stilled, looking at his boyfriend incredulously before quickly dropping to his knees and using both fists to ram two snowballs at the stoic boy in rapid succession. They continued on like that, snowball after snowball, tense day dissolving into another dreamy afternoon as the boys played. They laid side by side on the white blanket of snow that seemed to always cover their little mountain town, tired out and languidly flicking snow on one another.
Craig stilled his hand for a moment, shaking off the snow momentarily before laying it on his chest and peering at the boy to his side. “If you like the movie, then I’ll like it too.” Tweek let out a breathless giggle and for a second thought it over, before shaking his head. “Nah. I ngh- i didn’t like it that much. Besides, the robot cgi was pretty tacky.” He said as he flicked another dash of snow on his boyfriend. Craig pushed him away gently on the shoulder. Before muttering “Dorkus.” Which made Tweek put a handful of snow straight on his face.