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It's hard being a lab conducted experiment and keeping it away from everyone you love and trust.
Sike, you thought.
Tommy Danger Kraken Innit has 0 problems keeping this hidden i mean how hard could be when the only people bothering you are one 17 yr old obsessed bee boi and a 18 yr old heterochromia split dyed freak
(all jokes but tell Ranboo i said that and i’ll be eating burnt toast all week, and not just on accident)
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“So reader thought this was normal? Yea didn't think so either, let me explain”
“Ranboo, or call him boob boi for his sake” “I swear to philza if you-”
“Anyways Ranboo let me give reader here a very welcoming introduction you massive dick.”
“Where was i- oh Ranboob (also a very good nickname) is a teleporting, antisocial, most awkward man you’ll meet, oh! And he has split dyed hair not that he asked for it but me and tubs gave it to him anyways.”
“Reader i am very, very sorry toms can be a bit- you know crazy?” “shut your mouth or i will tell them about the spaghetti-”
“OKOK NVRM BYE READER”
So reader this is definitely not how you thought this was gonna go but you got it anyways so, also just pointing out (ahem Ranboo) just because i broke the fourth wall doesnt mean im fucking crazy man.
“Back where i was not in my mind this time, Tubs, Tubbo, Bossman call him whatever at this point-”
“Don't mind this douchebag, HI! I'm Tubbo!! I love bees man I mean did you hear they can predict weather with their butts?! I mean c’mon that so cool, Ooo also-”
“Geez! Tubs you're gonna chat their ear to dust bossman geez give 'em some space there man”
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Enough of tubbo heres some important people you also need to know so that you don't lose track:
Niki Nihachu, she’s the owner of Nikis paradise a very lovely coffee shop
BadBoyHalo, a bald man who hates swearing (don't tell him i said that also)
Skeppy, Basically BBH’s crazy platonic boyfriend at this point
(Bad and Skeppy work at Nikis by the way)
Purple/Purpled, a very good vigilante friend of mine whose real name is Gray(son) we have a very good bond, Plus he also works at my school library
Puffy, she's like a mom and geez man does she mom me and the crew lot, she's also the manager of Nikis place which honestly i don't know how she puts up with karens at this point
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That’s it for now, now shall we actually get into the story reader? Yea same honestly i don't think i can handle boob boy burning more toast than he has in just the past hour-