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Mike could be really petty when he wanted to.
So when he and Chester stood outside the tourbus after the show, sharing a cigarette, a bottle of whiskey, life experiences and some good laughs, and he saw Samantha marching towards them with clenched fists to ruin their night, he decided to fuck with her a little and slung his arm around her husband's waist, pulled him closer and casually put his lips on his mouth.
What a dumb thing to do.
To kiss your best friend, and only realize you're in love as you get shoved away and yelled at.