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Izuku midoriya is just an average fourteen-year-old. He loves music, skateboarding, and video games! Overall, a normal teen, right?
yeah, no. his pastime actually is annoying the fuck out of Eraserhead and other police officers.
"CATCH ME IF YOU CAN ERASERDICK!" Jinx (aka izuku) screams from on top of a hotel.
Eraserhead sighs deeply, "kid, just turn yourself in. I'm too tired for this shit."
Oh yeah, did I mention he's a vigilante? yup, that's important.
in his defense, they didn't mean to become a vigilante. it all started when he stopped some old hag from robbing someone, then he saved some other people, then police officers gave him a name based on how unlucky everyone is after he beats them up, then the public found out about him and now he has thousands of jinx x reader stories (did he make some? hell yeah, but he's gonna take that secret to the grave.)
does he regret becoming a vigilante? fuck no! well actually, maybe he regrets it a tiny bit because now he's in online school thanks to him not wanting to explain to the teachers why he's asleep on the desk 98% of the time. but it's okay now because he can wake up whenever the fuck he wants and he doesn't have kacch- bakugo being a dick to him!
anyways, where were we? oh right, annoying the shit out of Aizawa!
"Nah, I'm fine up on this roof!"
"kid, I just wanna talk." oh? that's a new one.
"as long as you don't handcuff me, ill talk," Jinx replies, oddly serious and Eraserhead nods as the teen falls down from the roof and landing on his feet.
"Shock absorption is great, isn't it eraser-san!"
Eraserhead rolls his eyes, "don't call me that. brat."
"ughhh fine. ill go back to eraserdick. anyways what do ya wanna talk about?" He replies, sitting on the sidewalk and taking out some taiyaki.
"Well for one, I need to know more about yo-"
"awww is this a date?!"
"no. and I have a boyfriend dumbass."
"Meh, worth a shot." Jinx shrugs his shoulders. "Anyways as you know, I'm Jinx, I'm 14 and I use he/they! mess up my pronouns and ill mess up your knees."
Eraserhead chokes on air, "your fucking fourteen?!"
"wait you didn't know?!" Jinx falls over laughing leaving a stunned Eraserhead standing on the sidewalk.
"kid, 80% of the times we've met was when you were drunk-"
"Okay, that was like one time." Jinx tries to defend themself but fails.
"what about that one time at daycare? or the tree? or when you slammed into the door? or wh-"
"OKAY OKAY JESUS CHRIST! maybe I do have a problem, so what?"
"We just wanna help you, jinx. can you contact your parent's a-"
"not that she's gonna care." They mutter expecting Eraser not to hear but unfortunately, he does.
"wait what do you mea-" Eraser head tries to reply but gets cut off by a nervous-looking jinx.
"nope gotta go eraser, nice talking to ya!" He quickly says, running up one of the fire escapes on a rusted-down apartment building before flying across buildings again.