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[allmightnumber1fan added allmightnumber0fan to the chat]
[allmightnumber1fan] KACCHAN STOP LEAVING (⌯˃̶᷄ ﹏ ˂̶᷄⌯)ﾟ
[allmightnumber0fan] TELL KAMINARI IF I HAVE TO READ THE WORD ‘MORB’ ONE MORE TIME I WILL SHOW UP AT HIS DOOR.
[itsmorbintime69] you are SUCH a party pooper
[itsmorbintime69 sent an attachment: sadmorb.png]
[allmightnumber0fan] IM FUCKING SERIOUS.
[walmartbisco] dude i hear footsteps
[walmartbisco] like heavy ones watch out
[itsmorbintime69 changed their username to pikapotpie]
[pikapotpie] im sorry
[allmightnumber0fan] YOUD BETTER BE.
[myaoyorozu101] Why is Midoriya-san typing like that? 😓
[alllmightnumber1fan] hi yaomomo!!! ^__^
[allmightnumber1fan] thats kacchan! sorry about the confusion （⌒▽⌒ゞ our usernames look a lot alike
[allmightnumber0fan] deku
[myaoyorozu101] Oh, you two are matching! Adorable. ☺️
[allmightnumber1fan and allmightnumber0fan are typing…]
[allmightnumber0fan] WHYD YOUR NAME COME UP FIRST
[allmightnumber1fan] hehe
[allmightnumber0fan] SHUT THE FUCK UP
[IidaTenya04] Please refrain from flirting in the group chat.
[IidaTenya04 renamed the chat to Troupe 20XX]
[IidaTenya04] Bakugou-kun, please review the rules regarding use of crude language in the group chat. Let’s treat this as an extension of Troupe.
[IidaTenya04] Speaking of, rehearsal tomorrow at 4 p.m. See the spreadsheet for who is needed. It’s attached to every email, but I’ll link it here, too: sheets.google.com/sheet/…
[IidaTenya04 pinned a chat.]
[IidaTenya04] And no more morbing.
[pikapotpie] is he offline yet
[walmartbisco] yeah dude
[pikapotpie renamed the chat to It’s Morbin Time💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪]
[allmightnumber0fan renamed the chat to NO MORE FUCKING MORBS.]
[allmightnumber0fan] LAST FUCKING WARNING.
[pikapotpie] 🥺
[allmightnumber0fan] What is that.
[pikapotpie] 🥺
[allmightnumber0fan] DUDE SENDING IT AGAIN WONT MAKE ME SEE IT ANY BETTER
[allmightnumber1fan sent an attachment: screenshot015.png]
[allmightnumber0fan] EW WHAT THE SHIT
[peptobitchmol] can u plz change ur usernames i honest to god keep doing double takes thinking mido is cursing
[walmartbisco] you can give everyone nicknames! just click on their icons :-D
[peptobitchmol] omg thanks babe <3
[pikapotpie] U DIDNT TELL ME THAT
[pikapotpie] r u picking favorites bro 🥺🥺😢😢
[allmightnumber0fan] I dont even want to know what those are
[pikapotpie] LMAOOOOOOOOO
[allmightnumber0fan] ?
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[allmightnumber0fan] CHANGE MY FUCKING MAME BACK ASSHAT
[allmightnumber1fan] KAMINARI-KUN???
[allmightnumber0fan] SLEEP WITH YOUR EYES OPEN IF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT TO MORBING
[allmigntnumber0fan] MORNING*
[allmightnumber0fan] FUCK
[allmightnumber0fan] Im gonna fucking
[allmightnumber0fan left the chat]
[pikapotpie] IMCRYI FBJCKSJJSNGMNF
[pikapotpie] JAKDNCHSHSHJND??????????
[myaoyorozu101] Are you okay, Kaminari-san? :(
[allmightnumber1fan] it’s a keyboard smash! like “lol” or “haha” but more
[allmightnumber1fan] uh
[allmightnumber1fan] violent! ^^
[myaoyorozu101] Ah! That makes sense. :)
[myaoyorozu101] Ajjicjjdnsndjjdjsjdjakjdjfkdjksjdkjjdjjdksjkdkdkskssihkdbocnodhdnsmmsmd
[allmightnumber1fan] you okay yaomomo??
[myaoyorozu101] Yes! I was just trying it out. It’s quite fun. ^^
[fndationsdecay] you guys are corrupting her
[pikapotpie] hi jirou!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[fndationsdecay] im literally talking about you
[pikapotpie] *jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or… [read more]
[fndationsdecay] do you just always have that in your clipboard or what
[fndationsdecay] i swear this is the third time today
[pikapotpie] i save it for special occasions
[fndationsdecay] case in point
[IidaTenya04] Again, I’d like to remind everyone of Rule 3. The rules are pinned.
[IidaTenya04 renamed the chat to Troupe 20XX]
[fndationsdecay] I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING?
[pikapotpie] rule 3 babygirl
[fndationsdecay] ashido and kirishima didn’t get a warning tf
[fndationsdecay] @IidaTenya04 are you homophobic
[sobaenjoyer84 is typing…]
[pikapotpie] DO YOU LIKE ME
[pikapotpie] Bro that would be straight
[fndationsdecay] no dumbass but im a they/she and you’re a they/he so that’s like basically gay
[sobaenjoyer84] is tenya really homophobic?
[allmightnumber1fan] SHOTO
[pikapotpie] damn you type SLOW
[sobaenjoyer84 is typing…]
[pikapotpie] he might be jirou pinged him and he’s not replying
[sobaenjoyer84] sorry. letters hard to find
[sobaenjoyer84 is typing…]
[sobaenjoyer84] :(
[allmightnumber1fan] sho nooooo (ノ_＜) they’re just joking !!
[IidaTenya04] I’m not homophobic. Ashido-kun and Kirishima-kun simply don’t flaunt the state of their relationship the way some others in this groupchat do.
[IidaTenya04] Bakugou-kun and Midoriya-kun in particular. It has nothing to do with orientation.
[IidaTenya04] Sorry to worry you, Shoto.
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[allmightnumber1fan] read
[allmightnumber0fan] WHAT THE FUCK
[allmightnumber0fan] DEKU AND I????????
[allmightnumber0fan] HAS SHOTO BEEN TELLING YOU HIS THEORIES ?
[sobaenjoyer84 is typing…]
[IidaTenya04] You two aren’t dating?
[allmightnumber0fan] FUCK NO???
[pikapotpie] deku been pretty silent idk
[walmartbisco] maybe someone isn’t in denial
[allmightnumber1fan] KIRISHIMA KUN
[allmightnumber1fan] as the token straight of this entire groupchat maybe stay out of this one? (*´ー｀*)
[allmightnumber0fan] thats his angry face lmao
[sobaenjoyer84] you dislike my theories? :(
[sobaenjoyer84 is typing…]
[allmightnumber1fan] sho nooooooo
[sobaenjoyer84] sorry couldnt find sad face
[allmightnumber1fan] we love u and ur theories ! (*^▽^*)
[allmightnumber0fan] some more than others
[pikapotpie renamed the chat to bakudeku canon]
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