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Shit Happens

Summary:

Shit can happen when you pair Angels with Humans. even more shit can happen when Angels and Humans have kids together. but would the children of the Almighty chang a thing? no.

Chapter 1: Chapter 1

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“I assure you detective, you will adore my sister,” Lucifer said as he finished braiding Chloe’s hair, “does she know this is my first date with a woman?” Chloe asked. When she had told Lucifer that she was interested in dating women, Lucifer immediately started to start finding the right woman to set her up with. And eventually deciding to set her up with his sister, Raziel. Chloe was reluctant at first, but once her youngest daughter, Colleen, asked when she would have a daddy like Trixie and Rory did, that was when Chloe decided to take up Lucifer’s offer to set her up with his sister.

“Yes, and Raziel is very understanding, she is very patient and you will love her, though, it will be kind of odd to have her be my daughter’s step-mother” Lucifer mused. After Aurora was born, Lucifer and Chloe realized that they were better off as friends. There was no fighting in their relationship, but they realized if they wanted the best for Rory then it was best if they weren’t together. Chloe used a sperm donor to have her third daughter, Colleen Iris Decker, about two years after she and Lucifer divorced. “Yeah, well, it’s going to get even weirder when Amenadiel and Linda get married and Ella and Michael get married, I mean, the LAPD is going to be a family business” Chloe retorted.

The first hint of weirdness in their family was when Lucifer and Dan got together a few months after their divorce was finalized. It got even weirder when Rory started calling Dan ‘Papa’ instead of ‘Uncle Douche’, it got even weirder when Dan and Lucifer got married and had their son, Harlan (who was now seven months old). Chloe Jane Decker is a strong woman and knows how to handle a lot of things, but she didn’t think her brain could handle the amount of weirdness her family was taking on.


“My my, Detective, you in that dress, Raziel isn’t going to be able to keep her hands off of you,” Lucifer said “is that a compliment?” Chloe laughed. She was nervous, Lucifer had shown her pictures of Raziel and she was very pretty, and from what Lucifer had told her, she was a very nice person who loved kids. But still, she was scared, it was her first date in five years after all. 

There was a knock on the door and Lucifer went to answer it, “hello Razi, Chloe’s just through here,” Lucifer greeted his sister, smiling when he saw that Raziel had a bouquet of irises in her hand, “is she as hot as her picture?” Raziel smirked, “you're talking about my baby mama,” Lucifer deadpanned, “of course she is, Detective! Raziel is here!” Lucifer called out to his best friend. Chloe came out and blushed immediately. 

Raziel was wearing a short violet dress that fell just below her knee, her blue eyes seemed to shine in the faint light of the living room and her makeup was absolutely perfect. Her black hair was in a thousand braids and was in a bun on top of her head. Every part of Raziel made Chloe’s libido ache. And Chloe did the same thing to Raziel with her blond hair braided behind her back and a long black dress that went down her ankle and a plunging neckline. Chloe was stunning. Raziel was almost concerned that Chloe was one of her and Lucifer’s siblings. 

“Hi,” Chloe managed to get out, “Hi, Detective, I’m Raziel, you can call me Razi though,” Raziel said, “these are for you, Lucifer said you liked Iriss,” she added. “I do, and you can call me Chloe,” Chloe said, still enamored with the Angel in front of her. “Well you two should be off, wouldn’t want to miss the dinner reservations,” Lucifer said, ushering the two women out of Chloe’s house. “I’ll let you know when I’m going to pick the girls up tomorrow, k, Lucifer?” Chloe said while walking out, her arm already intertwined with Raziels, “of course, if I don’t answer, let Dan know,” Lucifer said.