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At a pub..
Pau notices a lone guy at the counter of the pub he's in. He approaches him and says, "Hi, are you alone?"
"Uhm. You can say that," the other replies nonchalantly.
"So you're with someone?"
"Maybe?"
"Would they mind if I joined you?"
"I don't think so."
"Would you mind if I joined you?"
"Nope, I wouldn't. No worries."
"Hi, I'm Pau," he says as he offers his hand to shake.
"Tey," he answers, as he takes Pau's hand.
"By any chance, can I buy you a drink?"
"No, sorry. I think it'll be bad for my legs."
"The drink?" Pau asks, wondering if he heard it right.
"Yes."
"Oh! Do they swell? "
"Nope."
"Then why?"
"They spread." A smirk was evident on Tey's face after he said that.
Pau was quick to react as he ordered a drink from the bartender.
"I wouldn't mind seeing that," he says as he offers the drink in his hand.
Tey eagerly accepted it.