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"No."
"What? Pleaseeeee." The prince whined, hugging his bodyguard.
"N o."
Yogurt cream frowned, rocking both of them a bit. "I leave you alone for the rest of the day."
"It's 11 and we both know that's impossible." Lilac broke from the hug.
He frowned, whining and complaining. "Please!"
"No, Yogurt cream."
"Pretty please." He batted his eyelashes.
"Hell no."
"Not even with a cherry on top?" He cried.
"Keep your cherries." Lilac crossed his arms.
"Why must you be so homophobic Lilac."
"Homophobic? Because I won't let you take in a stray cat?"
"Yes! How could you say no to this pretty face." He picked up a ginger cat and put it right on Lilac's cheek. "The only possible way you can say no is if you're homophobic." He huffed petting the feline.
"We don't even have anything for it."
"She is a not it! She's a Yogurt cream junior." He complained. "Plus we can go shopping for it tomorrow."
Lilac sighed, getting the fur off his face. "Do you promise you'll take care of… her."
The prince aggressively nodded his head. "YES!" He smiled ear to ear. "We will be the best parents in all of Yogurca." He raised the cat up, twirling it in the air.
"I already regret this."
"I don't at all! I already have one thing off my bucket list."
"I am afraid to ask."
"Number 69: Have a kid with Lilac." He smiled and put the cat down.
Lilac's faces turn dark. This prince is going to drive him crazy