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Context: Félix starts wearing a cologne that Pepa is super allergic to. No one notices for days until Julieta points out that Pepa only sneezes around Félix. We find out that it’s the cologne that Agustín bought Félix for his birthday, and Pepa comes to the wrong conclusion.
Pepa: He did this on purpose and I’ll tell you why!
Julieta: Oh god.
Pepa: He’s realised after all these years that I’m more attractive than Julieta and now he wants me.
Agustín: That’s not even a little bit true.
Pepa: I KNOW I’M GORGEOUS BUT THAT IS NO EXCUSE TO RUIN MY MARRIAGE, I CAN’T EVEN LOOK AT YOU. GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR.
Agustin: Pep…
Pepa: I SAID GOOD DAY.
Bruno: I wonder what Pepa would be like if Julieta and I didn’t drop her on her head.
Alma: You did WHAT?
