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Mystery Man

Summary:

Interdimensional travel is hard... and confusing.
Interdimensional travel is even more confusing when you're stuck with a stranger who won't tell you what he is doing or where you're going.
Well, I mean... I kind of know him, but that's beside the point.
I'm lost between dimensions, there aren't many options out here.

Let's just hope I've got what it takes to make it home.

[In which Ford travels dimensions and picks up an accidental hitchhiker; takes place twenty years after his fight with Stan].

Notes:

Welcome Everyone!
I thought I'd tell you all a little story.
It's not all poetry, I promise.

(rhyming and encoding is hard).

Chapter 1: A Bedtime Story

Summary:

To find my code here's a clue,
the last three are the remainders, so decode them too.
This one should be easy, go back to the first
Well, the first code that was created by Alex Hirsch.

Chapter Text

WhEn I was five years old, I met the Mystery Man.
He had brown hair and his coat was tan,
His face was scarred and his eyes were sad,
So I asked him, “What's wrong, Mystery Man?”

He startled a little, and with gun in hand
EXclaiMed as he shot into the woodland,
I screaMed out as well, and almost ran,
But instead stayed put only to hear his reprimand

“Don’t scare me like that, I could’Ve turned you to sand!”
Nearly crying, I once again Questioned the man.
His eyes softened for a moment, as he knelt down and
Said, “I'm sorry, But you simply cannot understand.”

“Why not?” I asKed. Indignant, I made my demand,
“What will make you happy, mystery man?”
He sighed as I Quizzed him, knElt down and offered his hand.
“Let’s find your parents.” Once I took it, he started to stand.

As we walked through the woods, an almost fairyland,
I saw that he had siX fingers on each of his hands.
But I never said anything or changed my command,
I just wanted to Know how to fix the mystery man.

On that walk, I picKed Flowers, Sang songs, and made garlands,
But nOthing seemed to helP my mystery man,
For indeed how could a mere child understand
The woe of the man who put his world in Bill’s hands. (XOV)