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Maleficent was sitting in Regina's office with her fiancée when her phone went off. Thankfully, Regina had taught her how to use a mobile phone so she could see the wonders of this world's magic. Tearing her eyes away from Regina who was just putting her own phone down, picked up her phone from beside her and checked to see why her phone was making a noise.
A smile spread across her face when she saw the notification saying reginamills just made a post.
Tapping on the notification and then swiping on the screen, the Instagram app immediately opened up to Regina's recent post. When it loaded, she was blessed with the sight of what Regina had just posted. On her screen was a picture of Regina lying in bed taking a selfie. She was sure she could also see her own shoulder in the corner of the picture, too, so it must have been when she was asleep that Regina took the picture.
A sly grin spread across her face as she liked the picture and opened up the comments section.
A minute later, Maleficent had put her phone down and gone back to staring at Regina who was now working, when the latter's phone made a noise. Regina briefly looked up at Maleficent and picked up her phone to see a notification saying Maleficent had commented on her post. Like Maleficent had done, she tapped on the notification and swiped the screen to open up Instagram.
Regina gasped followed by a laugh from Maleficent.
"Mal! You can't comment things like that!" She blushed, showing the screen to Maleficent as if the blonde didn't already know what she was talking about.
"What do you mean, little one? You said I can comment anything," Maleficent replied nonchalantly.
"Not things like that! People can see that," Regina said, re-reading the comment as if she couldn't believe what Maleficent had commented on her post.
"I know. But it's not as if I don't say those things in person," Maleficent pointed out, picking up her phone. "I think I may comment something on Miss Swan's Instagram..."
Regina sighed and read the comment again, her blush coming back in full force. Deciding to ignore the dragon's... graphic comment, she closed the app and then locked her phone to get back to work.
Half an hour later, both Maleficent and Regina's phones went off. They looked at each other and opened their phones to see notifications saying emmaswan replied to your comment on-
"Oh god," Regina muttered to herself whilst Mal just smirked and went on Instagram.
reginamills made a post.
maleficent comment on reginamills' post: Dear, little one. This reminds me of *.
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maleficent commented on emmaswan's post: My hearing is exceptional, dear, and the mansion is only on the other side of town. How did you and Hook get on last night? ;)
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emmaswan replied to maleficent's comment on reginamills' post: @maleficent OMG, no one needs to know this Maleficent...
reginamills replied to emmaswan: @emmaswan I am so sorry you had to see that...
maleficent replied to her own comment on reginamills' post: @emmaswan @reginamills What's wrong, dears? I hardly said anything that bad.
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On Emma's post:
emmaswan replied to maleficent's comment on her post: @maleficent OMG, why would you say that? /
maleficent replied to emmaswan: @emmaswan Why so embarrassed, dear? We all have sex. Isn't that right @reginamills ?
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Regina rested her forehead on the table in front of her, her phone still in her hand.
"I don't know what to say anymore," she muttered, her breath fogging the table beneath her.
Maleficent let out a small laugh with amusement.
"Let's just hope Snow doesn't see those comments," she said.
At that moment, Snow came running in, waving her phone about.
"Regina!" She called on her way in, "did you see-"
She stopped upon seeing Maleficent already sitting there in the office. Regina lifted her head up from the table and gave a weak smile.
"Yes. Yes, I did see what Maleficent commented on mine and Emma's posts," she told her.
Maleficent chuckled and turned to Snow.
"Have you made any posts recently, Snow?" She asked innocently.
Snow gulped and muttered something about baby Neal before leaving.