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Joe, Nicky, and Nile all jumped over the bar desk simultaneously when someone started to fire an AK-47 in the room, together with others, who had different weapons.
Nile: "Why are they shooting at us this time?"
Both Nicky and Nile looked at Joe, who was reloading his gun.
Joe: "I might have turned down..."
Joe pointed in the direction of one of the shooters.
Joe: "His request of a night with my secretary, with the words, she will be very busy taking a memo, and when he didn't understand that, I showed him my fist."
Joe gave Nicky a wink, who blushed.
Nicky: "Thanks for defending my honour."
Joe: "Always. You're after all..."
Nile: "No flirting during missions, or when I'm around."
Joe: "You sound more and more like Andy with each passing day."
Nile: "Thanks. And the last time I checked, Nicky can handle himself, so why did you punch that guy, Joe?"
Joe: "Nicky can defend himself, yes, but not Roberta."
Before the mission started, Nicky had decided to wear a white dress, a long black wig, high heels, makeup, and bright red nail polish. When Nile asked why Nicky wanted to dress up for a mission, he said it would be fun to go as a sexy secretary named Roberta, something Joe agreed on.
Nicky: "Let me deal with those idiots."
Nicky reached for the extra gun, which he knew Joe always had around his ankle, but Joe placed a hand over Nicky's hand.
Joe: "No, Babe. Roberta can't fire a gun."
Nicky: "They won't see me. And all I want is to shoot them in the leg, so that we can get out of here."
Joe perked up his head, which made the gangster shoot in that direction, but when Joe ducked, Nicky hit the gangster and two others in the legs, and they were able to get out of the bar with the laptop.
10 hours later in Copley's house:
Copley: "Do I want to know why there are reports about a shoot-out in a listed building?"
Nile: "Let's just say we defended a woman's honour today."
Nile and Copley looked over at the couch, where Joe was busy kissing Nicky's lower leg, whispering sweet words that neither Nile nor Copley understood, but by the sounds and giggling coming from Nicky, they didn't want to know.
Copley: "And how am I to get the intel out of a laptop with a big hole in it?"
Nile: "That's your job, we did ours."
Nile and Copley looked over at the couch, where Joe's hand had wandered under the dress Nicky was wearing.
Nile: "And you might need to buy a new couch once they are..."
Copley: "I know what you mean, and I will deduct the couch from their next pay bill."
Nile and Copley left the living room just as Joe started to kiss Nicky.
Nicky swirled a finger around Joe's shirt: "But Mr Johnson. Didn't you say I would be busy taking a memo tonight?"
Joe smirked: "Oh, but you're taking a memo, Roberta. I'm going to dictate it right now, so please take notes."
Joe leaned down and kissed Nicky like a lovesick teenager, claiming Nicky's mouth in a very messy kiss. When Joe looked to his right, he noticed they were alone in the living room.
Joe a bit confused: "Where did they go?"
Nicky gently forced Joe to look at him again. When Joe looked at Nicky, he swirled one of the long hair locks around his fingers while trying to look really innocent.
Nicky: "I don't think I got the entire memo. Could you repeat it again, Mr Johnson?"
Joe's eyes were filled with mirth.
Joe: "What part of the memo are we talking about, Roberta?"
Nicky: "I think you'd better start all over again. Just so I'm sure I get the entire memo."
They both laughed as Joe leaned down for another messy kiss.