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Gayest 🏒 Team
- Harris
- Alright! Parade is in 2 weeks!!
- Harris
- Everyone still in?
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Troyyes
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WyattLisa and I are in!
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ZaneYou know it!
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ShaneYes.
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LucaCannot wait! My first Pride parade! 🏳️🌈
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Shaneme too, actually. We didn’t do them in mtl.
- Harris
- Shocker.
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TroyBe nice.
- Harris
- That is me being nice!
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IlyaAre you sitting together and texting?
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TroyI have nothing else to do. So yes.
- Harris
- What's your excuse?
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ShaneI’m at home. Ilya's out for a walk.
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WyattThat ankle better heal soon or Coach won’t let us have street hockey tournaments anymore.
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ZaneWho knew your husband would be that competitive.
- Harris
- ✋️
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Troy🙋
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ShaneMe.
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Wyatt🖐
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Luca🤚
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Ilya🙋
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ZaneOkay, that’s fair.
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ShaneIt's better. Should be fine in a few days.
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IlyaOh! can we bring Anya?
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Shanewe are not bringing her on the float.
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Ilyabut her outfit is so cute!!! 🥺
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Shanesomeone talk him out of it, please?
- Harris
- Ilya, she can stay with my sister and Chiron.
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TroyHe has a rainbow bandana.
- Harris
- They’ll be on Bank St. along the route.
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Ilyafine 😩
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IlyaNo one will see her cute outfit
- Harris
- we’ll take pics of them for the team social pages, don’t worry
- Harris
- ok, next point.
- Harris
- we can all meet at the Nature museum. I got a few parking passes organized for us there. Noon?
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Ilyathat is the dinosaur one?
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ZaneThe one and only.
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Wyattthe fact that you know that, and don’t have kids, is pretty funny.
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Ilyait is near the yummy ice cream place!
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ZaneMilo loves the dinos!
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WyattDoes Shane eat ice cream?
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ShaneYes, but they have great vegan ice cream too.
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LucaOh, can we have ice cream? 🍦🍨
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IlyaYES!
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ShaneNo!
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TroyAfter the parade.
- Harris
- No ice cream on the float!
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IlyaWyatt did ice cream in the Cup!!
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Wyattthat was epic
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Zanewe used it for pulled pork during a family party!
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IlyaThere is a burger place along the parade, no?
- Harris
- FOCUS!!!!!
- Harris
- There will be no food on the float.
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IlyaWe will need breakfast then.
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ZaneI can make a reservation at that dinner on Preston before?
- Harris
- Lovely.
- Harris
- Breakfast before, no food on the float. Message Bood separately about it.
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TroyCount us in, though.
- Harris
- Now, shirts.
- Harris
- Did everyone get theirs?
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WyattYes, we have ours.
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Luca👍 👕
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WyattLisa can’t get over how soft they are.
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ZaneMine might be too small.
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Shaneyes…
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TroyThey reaally are soft!
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LucaThey look like our Pride jerseys! 🌈 🏒
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IlyaMine is the best! 😎
- Harris
- They’re all the same..?
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ShaneI’m so sorry…
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Ilya😏
- Harris
- What did you do?!?!?!
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Shanehe made it a crop top.
- Harris
- You cut my shirt!!!!
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IlyaIt looks very good.
- Harris
- Shane!
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ShaneNot my fault! They got here when I was out running errands.
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ShaneIt’s in the wash right now.
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TroyYou should hear the sounds coming out of Harris right now. You broke him, Roz.
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ShaneI blame my mother for this.
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WyattDo we want to know?
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IlyaShe said it might be hot outside.
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IlyaI made it shorter to not be hot!
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ShaneHe also said it’d look better with his shorts and all the rainbow accessories he got.
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WyattTrying really hard not to make a joke about Roz “not being hot”.
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Shaneplease don’t encourage him.
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ShaneI got lucky he hadn't done mine yet!
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Ilyayou did not seem to mind at all when you saw it.
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Shanecan we not!?
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IlyaI think they all know you find me 🥵 by now.
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ShaneI want a divorce.
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Ilya😘
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ZaneHarris, anything else we need to know?
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TroyGive him a sec.
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TroyHe had to go outside and scream for a minute.
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TroySomething about managing children being easier…
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WyattHe’s not wrong.
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ZaneFair.
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ZaneAnyone know who has the Cup that day?
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WyattPretty sure it’s Coach bringing it?
- Harris
- Yup. It’ll be there.
- Harris
- THAT was easy to organize.
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IlyaSorry Harris. 😞
- Harris
- It’s fine. I’m used to this.
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Troy(We ran out of coffee this morning.)
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Lucathat is rough ☕️
- Harris
- ANYWAYS
- Harris
- I think that should be all. We just need to remind the rest of the team that are in town.
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IlyaTeam Captain is on it!
- Harris
- We will have water and stuff with us.
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IlyaThat is allowed on the float then?
- Harris
- I will not have elite athletes passing out from dehydration on my watch.
- Harris
- We were okay’ed to bring t-shirt guns and some Centaurs pride swag.
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Ilyawater guns??
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Luca💧🔫
- Harris
- We have a new outfit for Chuck that matches the tees!
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ShaneNO WATER GUNS!
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LucaTheo will be there?
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IlyaMy husband is boring.
- Harris
- Of course!
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IlyaSee! Harris thinks so too.
- Harris
- I was replying to Luca about Theo!
- Harris
- I’m with Shane. No water guns.
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LucaThanks, Harris. 😊
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IlyaTo Luca: 🤨
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IlyaTo Harris: 😭
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Luca😨
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Ilya🧐
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ShaneIlya. Stop.
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IlyaTo Shane: 🤪
- Harris
- Y’all are so weird sometimes.
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WyattJust sometimes?
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IlyaI know you love us anyways.
- Harris
- You are very lucky that’s true, Buddy.
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IlyaTo Harris: 😊🥰
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ZaneReminder, we are having a BBQ at our place after we’re done downtown.
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ZaneYes, Anya can come to that.
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IlyaYAY!
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WyattWoot!! BoodBQ time!
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Troywe are definitely there!
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ShaneLet us know what to bring.
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ZaneWill do.
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ZaneGTG, Milo’s waking up from his nap.
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TroyIt's 10am!!
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ZaneHe was up at 5... 5!!!!!!
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IlyaI am almost home. I can take a picture of my shirt!
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TroyYou broke Harris again.
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WyattIf anyone wants to come for a swim later, let us know.
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IlyaIs your sister still in town?
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WyattYes the kids are still here.
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ShaneWe will definitely be there this afternoon then.
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TroyIf Harris recovers, we’ll go.
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ZaneSpeaking of, where did the kid go?
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IlyaI have an idea…
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ShaneDon’t embarrass Luca.
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IlyaWill tell you later.
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ZaneMilo will probably want to see you guys later too.
- Harris
- Perfect! I can organize shit with your wives instead.
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IlyaI should say something about having a husband, yes?
- Harris
- 🙄
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ShaneYou might not for much longer if you keep this up.
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WyattI don’t think Harris is gonna love us anymore if we keep talking.
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TroyI just took his phone. We’ll see you guys later!
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Luca❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤍
Harris, Troy, Ilya, Z...
Sat Aug 13