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Suddenly everything came to an end when Shunsui and Jushiro heard that sound. They were in the middle of some… activities when it got really windy in their room and they heard that strange noise. Soon, they saw a light and a blue box appear in the corner.
Shunsui and Jushiro, naked and cuddled together, blush as a man comes out of the small blue box.
“What the hell!?” Shunsui shouts. “Who are you? Get out of my house!”
“I’m looking for Amy… you see I kind of lost her,” the strange man says. He was speaking in English, which Shunsui didn’t understand. Jushiro knew some so he tried to speak to him. “Oh, sorry,” he repeats, letting the TARDIS translate it into Japanese.
“Why are you here?” Jushiro says.
“I’m looking for my friend, she has red hair, British… have you seen her?” Jushiro shakes his head.
“Can you leave, please? We’re kind of busy here,” Shunsui says.
“Well, I need to find Amy!” he says. “Will you two help?”
“He wants help?” Shunsui whispers, shocked. “Is he stupid or something?”
“We’ll help but let us get dressed first, please step out of this room,” Jushiro instructs.
The man nods, walking into their living room.
Shunsui and Jushiro quickly dress.
“Who the hell is he and why is he looking for this Amy person?” Shunsui asks.
“I have no idea, but we may as well try to help him. Maybe some of our questions can be answered.”
Once they’re dressed they walk out and meet with the strange man.
He smiles at them and introduces himself, “I’m the doctor!”
“Doctor who?” Jushiro asks.
The doctor smiles but ignores his question, making Shunsui and Jushiro look at each other.
“Where was the last place you saw Amy?” Shunsui asks.
“By that big white tower,” the doctor answers.
Shunsui and Jushiro share another look and Jushiro says, “We may wanna flash step then, we don’t want her to be seen by someone from squad one.”
Shunsui sighs and grabs the doctor.
“Um… what’re you doing?” he asks.
“We have to flash step. You can’t flash step. Hold on tight.”
The doctor grabs Shunsui’s kimono tighter as the captains start.
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Once by the repentance cell the three of them spread out and look for Amy. Only a few minutes after looking though, someone calls out, “Captains Kyoraku and Ukitake! Why are you here so late?”
“We’re looking for someone!” Shunsui replies.
The soul reaper drops down and stands next to them. The doctor comes over to the captains but they silently warn him to stay away.
“Who’s that?” the soul reaper asks aggressively.
“The person who lost the person we’re looking for,” Jushiro explains.
“Come forward.”
The doctor steps forward with a simple smile on his face but it disappears once they hear a woman’s scream and, “Doctor!”
“That’s her!” he says.
“Sorry, kiddo, we got to go!” Shunsui says, grabbing the doctor and flash stepping with Jushiro next to him.
Once they reach the voice that screamed both soul reapers have their zanpakutous out. They see a red haired woman being held by a squad one member.
“Let her go!” Jushiro demands.
“Captains!” the soul reaper says, obviously shocked. “She’s trespassing on sacred ground.”
“She’s with us, and she didn’t know this was off limits for non soul reapers,” Shunsui says.
The doctor was just standing there behind Shunsui and Jushiro, looking at Amy. She was breathing heavily and looking from the doctor, to the captains, to her captor.
“I’m sorry sirs but it’s protocol. I have to bring her in.”
“Bring her to the old man,” Shunsui orders. “If it’s protocol he’ll deal with her.”
Jushiro immediately understands what he’s getting at. “Shunsui, you know after twelve in the morning normal soul reapers aren’t allowed in his quarters!” That rule was completely fake.
“Damn, forgot about that. Should we take her then?” Shunsui asks.
They look at the soul reaper and he says, “You can take her just make sure to get her there!”
“Oh we will,” Jushiro promises.
The soul reaper bows before walking off, patrolling elsewhere.
“I’m going to have to pick you up,” Jushiro says to Amy.
“Who even are you?” she asks.
“He’s saving your ass right now, so go along with it.”
Jushiro picks her up at the same time as Shunsui picks up the doctor and they flash step back to Jushiro’s uguendo.
When they arrive Amy and Shunsui are fuming.
“Explain!” Shunsui shouts.
“Well, we were here and we got separated and now we’re here,” the doctor explains terribly.
“We’re going to need a better explanation than that,” Jushiro says. “What’s that blue box?”
“That’s the TARDIS,” Amy answers like it’s a simple answer.
“WHAT THE HELL IS THE TARDIS!?” Shunsui loses it.
“It’s a time travel machine!” The doctor says. “We were traveling, somehow crashed here, and we got separated.”
“If you ever lose me again, I swear…” Amy threatens.
“Okay, well you’re done here, right?” Jushiro asks politely.
The doctor nods.
“Then you can leave,” Shunsui snaps.
“Shun, be a bit politer,” Jushiro instructs.
“They interrupted us,” he pouts.
Jushiro sighs and rolls his eyes.
“Thank you for helping us,” Amy says.
“It’s no problem, I hope you have a safe trip back in the box,” Jushiro smiles and bows. He notices Shunsui doesn’t bow as well so he pushes him down
Once they get in the TARDIS, it immediately makes the noise again and eventually disappears without a trace.
“Well that was weird,” Shunsui says before pushing Jushiro onto the bed to continue where they left off.