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2022-06-24
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2022-07-11
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Ask KFC

Summary:

I decided you get to ask my au anything

Chapter 1: Asks please

Chapter Text

*Hiya, I'm frisk! Frisk the human!

Frisk wears a face that's a mix of scared exited determined and-

*greetings, I am chara, the demon that comes when you call it's name, doesn't matter where, doesn't matter when, I'll be there

Ī æm łœøķįñğ ťhőüģh ýõű wīťh ā ďı§ťúŕßíñģ čöūņțəňāñçě

Chara is looking through you with a creepy smile

* hi, please help me * hello I'm kris and I'm fine

Kris is wearing a neutral face.

*we do dnd sometimes!

Chapter 2: Why? Why? Why?

Summary:

Crimson_The_Cowboy asked:
How many Draculas are hiding in that room

Chapter Text

*none

Frisk looks at you with a confused yet h-

* why would you ask that bitch

Ï æm ßəfųđłēď

Chara is confused yet still smiling creepily

*no swearing * why would you ask that

Chapter 3: I am questoining my life decisions

Summary:

Axorandom asked:
On a scale of murder to genocide, how many kills occurred in that room your in

Chapter Text

*wh-what!?! there has been no killing, that I know of

frisk has a frighted yet ho-

*We aren't assassins, and we just acquired it, so if there were any slayings (which I doubt because of the lack of dust or blood) we wouldn't know

Ɨ æƃʰœꝛᵲəᵰȼề ɏøʉ.

chara hates you but keeps giving off its creepy smile and interrupting me, let me say hop-.

*no

*frisk and chara will only fight and never kill, but only fight when necessary *yeah we are not assassins

kris is slightly frowning but it's barely noticeable.

Chapter 4: why are you asking such random questions

Summary:

QwertyQuirky asked:
Which one of you is both knife and child

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*none of us.

frisk is wearing a confused and annoyed yet still hope-

*How would an individual be both a blade and a juvenile, mortal.

ḭ ᴂȸʰøꝛ ỷᴔᵫ

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaæäąãăâāáàåæăæra's faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace is melting?

*chara you're getting too angry. *ahhhhhh, chara your face is melting

Chapter 5: I am in misery and no one can comfort me

Summary:

Crimson_The_Cowboy asked:
Let’s try this again. What is the void like?

Chapter Text

*i-it's dark and sc-scary.

frisk looks scared yet still hopef-

*if you're asking about where you go when you die, it's cold.

Ɨ ⱥᵯ $ᴂⱦḭｓᵮɪəȸ‽

chara is no longer looking through you, but still won't let me say hopefu-.

*shhh

*never been. *never been.

Chapter 6: Room tours

Chapter Text

Today I present to you, Chara's room, which has an agender flag and a Void punk flag a bunch of Japanese novels and games are scattered on the floor, and there is a blue and red device as well. There is a bookshelf full of manga.

* Why are you here, narrator.

Motherbefriender! We gotta go!

-heavy breathing from running noises- now let's tour kris's room, they have an agender flag as well, but everything else is different, the room is almost completely barren except for a bed and a nightstand? dresser? with a family photo, Frisk is not in it.

 frisk has an agender flag and a Void punk flag in xyr room, but it's much cuter than the others.

 

* hey it's me the author, I don't what to put in here so let's end the chapter here., bye

Chapter 7: dnd is now on saturdays unless you in or near australia, then it's sundays

Summary:

Axorandom asked:
I roll to dropkick Frisk as they have not committed a crime yet.

Chapter Text

* I'm putting on my bard outfit, for my 'chara'cter Azure Light.

frisk leaves the room and comes back in an azure blue robe wearing one of those bard cape scarf things holding a lyre, frisk put on emerald green contacts, and is wearing a ginger wig

* you roll a seven, you lightly try to dropkick azure and fail because azure's outfit is made of cloth

*I charm (the asker's character) into being nice

*Azure rolls a 14 and since they are a bard they charm (the asker's character)

Chapter 8: finally

Summary:

opal_apple asked:
What are Kris and Chara's dnd characters like?

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* I'm the dm

*my character is a mage *my character is a mage

Chapter 9: Finding clues in writing, good for you

Summary:

er1chan asked:
Why is frisk so much more nervous about ki//ing and tye void.

Chapter Text

*Something happened... I don't wanna talk about it, ever.

Chapter 10

Summary:

Axeranddom asked:
Then write about it or know that you’re secrets will go into the history books for people to theorize about

Chapter Text

* I said NO! no friendship bracelets for you

Chapter 11: And nowwwwww, my favorite asker opal!

Summary:

opal_apple asked:
What are your favorite foods?

Chapter Text

*strawberry

* my favored sustenance is chocolate.

* chocolate  * butterscotch.

Chapter 12

Summary:

Er!chan asked:
hey, friendship bracelets

Chapter Text

*oh.

*I make friendship bracelets for friends.

Chapter 13

Summary:

Er1chan asked:
oh. are you sure chara is just a friend?

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frisk starts to blush

* n-no. I mean

chara walks into the ASWNSERING ROOM

*CharaiswayoutofmyleagueImeanit'ssosmartandcuteand

one thirty-minute breathless (good and maybe gay) rant about chara later

*so there is no way we could ever go on a date.

chara is having a gay(?) panic