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Dave waited on his chair, playing with a seventh dimensional rubix cube, for an upcoming guest of his.
Seventy seven… seventy six… Dave counted down inside his head as he threw the finished seventh dimensional rubix cube into the white void where he was living before manifesting an eighth dimensional one in his hands.
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"Weird… how aren't you… dead…* Roman Gunlock, A red haired seventeen year old with long hair that reached his neck, eyes with pupils that imitated rifle scopes and a tall, muscular yet almost skinny build. The man who bore the title of “Gungod” and the man who was fighting Odin the Godfather at his full strength for seven days and seven nights and counting. Slowly said with deep breaths as he saw the figure of Odin.
The man was gigantic, had long white hair that reached the ground and was currently using his spear Gungnir to hold himself up.
He also held a gaping hole where his heart, lungs, kidneys and skull used to be.
And he was still alive.
"Ha… I could say… thy same for you… Boy." Odin replied with a laugh as he lifted his spear to the sky.
"But… now… I shall rest… you… boy- No Roman Gunlock…. You… have bested me…. In batt-"
A void spear from the left.
*FYUSH!*
It was three thousand miles away. And approaching at 1 thousand miles per second. Meaning it had three seconds before impacting Odin's skull.
"Odin… Dodge…" Roman wheezed out as thousands of normal guns appeared behind him.
"Ha… truly honourable, boy… even till thy las-"
*Scccccckkkkkk*
"-hck! Last… breath…"
*Thump!*
"Shit… '' Roman's scope eyes dilated as the guns started to fire at Odins lifeless body.
He did not do so because he wanted to. He did it to try and avoid the destruction of the universe.
*Bang!*×999
Which was now riddled with holes.
"Fucking… teamers…" Roman barely started to stand up before another spear appeared in his vicinity of about a hundred thousand miles.
" W e ll m e ca n' t b e ca ll ed a te a me r . I' m a m er c ." A distorted, mismatched voice said as Odins body started to twitch.
"Oh…fucking shit." Roman cursed as he saw the holes on Odins body get covered by blackness, along with the man himself turning pure black.
" La ngua g e." Odin's body jerked itself upward, beginning to shrink into a small form of a human.
" You r bo d y is m i ne." Orimori began to move a newly made hand toward Roman's exhausted body.
"Ha… about that…" Roman's eyes glowed pure black as his lips widened into a large smile.
I can't make it to your birthday now… Sorry, Shino.
"Procedure x99."
My soul is yours.
"Finale, altered..."
My eyes shall lead you to another tomorrow.
"... Scattered." Roman's eyes left his skull, his body's cells started to dissipate and turn to anti-matter.
Yes anti-matter.
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The world exploded, Valhalla shook.
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A red smoke like ethereal being escaped before it could be caught up in the incoming blast.
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"Cool story dude."
"Thanks."
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"You… don't get social interaction that much don't you?" Roman asked Dave who was sitting on his throne, well not sitting. More like laying on it.
"Yup!" Dave emphasised on the ‘p’ "The only person that visits me is Zero."
"Who's Zero?"
"Someone not important to the current plot."
"...K" Roman lowered his body to the ground.
"This is really comfortable ya'know? Feels like wool mixed with clouds." Roman cocked his head up before putting it down again.
"Yeah, Zora made it like that, this thrones better though."
"Who's-"
Dave sent a look.
"K."
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Roman's head snapped up from his state of rest.
"When are we doing our contract?"
Dave's head suddenly snapped up from his throne.
"Oh yeah, I was supposed to be reincarnating you but your souls taking some time to process into my world."
"Your world?"
"It's like the thing Shino has, ya'know? The weird other mini-universe? Mine's basically an improved version."
"I'm- I'm not even going to ask how you have that considering you don't have any connection to the Imaginary plane-" "And I'm not traumatized!" "-or have an imacro transmitter for you. But I would like to ask, why is my soul taking so long?"
"I'm importing seventy nine sextillion and more guns. Do you expect it to go fast?"
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Dave stared at Roman who stared back. They kept each other's gaze for a few seconds.
*Pomf!*
Before falling onto the ground like beanbags.
"Fair enough." Roman was a very patient man.
It was true, Dave could confirm it. The dude waited for nine days to take a shot and once he did he just waited for another Twenty to take another shot.
Yeah. Roman Gunlock was a very patient man.
2 minutes later
"Finished."
Roman raised an eyebrow, "Really that fast?"
"Hey everything's fast when you're stuck in time."
"Eh fair poiiiiiiiii- ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" Roman was sucked into a tear in space mid sentence.
"Haaaa… now back to sweet sweet isolation."
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Welcome to the roulette of deciding.
That's the lamest name I've heard.
Would you like to spin the Roulette?
The rewards are as follows:
-1 Deus ex machina(DEM)
-2 DEM
-5 DEM
-7 DEM
-10 DEM
- THE GAMER
- DAVES GLOVE
Y/Y
Not giving me much of a choice here huh?
Nope.
A'ight fine. Spin the Roulette.
Spinning…
Spinning…
Spinning…
Spinning…
Spin complete!
Items received: 5 DEM
Choosing timeline….
Oh god not alternate timelines agai-
Timeline chosen!
[Boku no hero]
Setting fanon…
Fanon selected!
[Dadmight]
[Abusive Sibling]
[Error! Interface accessed by unauthorised-]
[Fanon change accepted]
[Abusive Sibling] >> [Normal sibling]
Choosing role…
Hold on what!?
Role chosen!
[Quirk]
I don't know what that is but-
Transporting consciousness…
-shit sounds dope.
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"C-can a Qui-Quirkless person like me b-become a hero?" Izuku Midoriya asked to All mights deflated form, who raised an eyebrow.
"Of course you can be a hero young man. Every person can if they train hard enough!" Allmight responded with a smile on his face, oh how his son reminded him of his past, "But I do suggest you take the support course! Those books you wrote were phenomenal research for someone your age!"
"R-really?" Izuku midoriya was on the verge of- no wait scratch that he was dropping tears like he had watched violet evergarden and a silent voice back to back.
"Yes! But like I said, you are not fit enough to be on the frontlines as someone like me! But from what I have read from your books you would be the greatest intelligence based hero!" All might was not lying when he said that, he had read one of his son's books and was surprised to see the amount of details on each page.
"Now I must leave! Duty waits for no one!" And with that Allmight slowly made his way down the stairs, not crushing his dream for once.
Izuku put his arms around his face and quietly began to sob tears of joy.
I can't wait to tell Izumi I met All might!
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*Sluuurrppp*
"That dude is soo fucked." Roman said from his full view of the interaction from Izuku's mind which was filled with statues of heroes, some blonde kid, what seemed to be his sister and a lot of words floating in the air.
Not the worst mind he'd seen but not the best either.
But hey the dude had a lot of food in his head, mostly some japanese dish called katsudon.
Anyways, back to the guy his new partner called “All might”, who. Roman was 90% sure he would drop dead every time he walked.
He wasn't even sure how this all might guy was still alive, from what he skimmed through from Izuku's memories –Which was little to none due to him not having any experience on accessing memories– he knew of the things they called quirks.
Quirks seemed to be random, as in having random properties, Roman would have to find out about if this was true later, but they were a far-fetch from the powers he regularly faced from his own universe-
Valor's
Think of it as your imagination manifesting as an ability, but you can only choose one ability that you yourself make at a very immature and young age.
Well, choosing one ability didn't line up with Shino's ability.
There were a lot of uses for Valor's in his world, they granted enhanced strength, enhanced defence and even regeneration as a passive.
They are also connected to your soul and its growth, meaning the more you experience the stronger your Valor gets and the stronger your Valor gets the stronger you get.
Roman had the experience of over seven billion elders who fought in World war three.[1]
And that meant your soul was fuel for your Valor in some ways, though not draining your lifespan the usage of Valor's did cause faster exhaustion, not that it mattered for people above a valoric grade of C.[2]
And then there were the concepts of Chaos, Order and Balance/Soul guides which was a whole new rabbit hole so we are not going into that.
(TLDR: Valor's are the ability system used in Roman's world which works like RWBY's aura system but way more overpowered but draining more stamina)
Ah… we went off track for a moment into the Author's power system from his unfinished original story, sorry about that, back to Roman we go- oh wait it's Izuku's turn.
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A loud explosion sounded in the distance as Izuku snapped his head from the ground to see smoke.
Lots of it.
"Kacchan!" But that was not was Izuku saw first, it was his childhood ‘friend’ Katsuki bakugou who was trapped in-
Is that the same villain!? OhgodIaccidentlymadeallmighdro-
"Jesus Christ! Please calm down and help that kid!"
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"Huh?" Was someone talking to him? No that couldn't be right the voice sounded with a echo so that couldn-
"Listen to me kid! Yes, I'm inside your head! I'm your Val-err quirk! Yes quirk! You got a talking quirk! Now get in there and quirk that slime in the eye!"
"Wha- who- where-" My legs were moving on their own as I tried to comprehend the voice in my head.
I had a quirk? How!? The doctor told me I was quirkle-
"Stop!"
My body stopped on its own as I saw one of Kacchan's explosions coming at me.
Time slowed, my body shut down as my eyes widened before closing shut, I couldn't face my death, I don't think anyone could.
"Yeah reeeaallll philosophical kid. Just sit and watch for now."
I blacked out.
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"Getting control of someone's motor function is easier than I imagined…" Roman, now controlling Izuku's body, muttered as he skillfully dodged the point blank explosion by merely twisting his body to the side. Bakugo's already widened eyes widened even more.
"...Now let's see if this carries to alternate Dimensions." Roman made Izuku's body all backward, dodging several ‘tentacles’ from the slime villain.
"Access code: Alpialagosolarazvedaspanintyfirequad."
*Click!*
"Ha! Guess it does!" Two slick black pistols appeared in his hands as they pointed towards the slime Villains eyes. Both Bakugou and the villain widened their eyes.
"Bang."
*Clck*
*Ssh*
*Sqlch!*
"AUGH!" The villain screamed in pain as in one fluid motion Roman spun the gun around in one fluid motion and squashed his eyes with the back of the guns.
"Haha!" Roman laughed out in amusement as the monster started to flail around in pain, releasing bakugou.
"Hey! Catch!" Roman threw his pistols at the villain.
[UDLR: Up Down Left Right]
" Down! " The gravity around the gun multiplied by a thousand times as it made contact with the Villain.
The gravity of the villain shifted along with the gun.
The ground was reduced to shambles as the Villain and the gun made contact with the ground.
"The fuck was that dek-"
"Upupup! Roll to the side."
"The fuck did you s-"
*Squach*
"Ack-!"
"Warned yaaaaa…" Izuku's body fell to the ground as the slime villain reached the sky.
Ahh right. A soul contract hasn't been mad yet, I have the stamina of a normal 15 year old… welp!
"...aaaaaaaaa call my sister aaaaaaa…" and with that Roman blacked out.
Katsuki Bakugo was left severely confused.
All Might, who was about to interfere was even more so.
Izumi Midoriya, who was watching the news on her phone on the other hand was effectively dying out of laughter.