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Hungary is so gladddd, dammit. It’s like the fourth of July but worse, because the fireworks are actually gunshots and it’s not even the fourth of July.
“Yo wuzzup, first name Hungary, last name Beans, I am getting married!”
Hungary was in front of the meeting room looking at everyone in a wedding gown.
Everyone was upset since everyone knew that if Hungary married another nation she would be unstoppable.
“We should probably get a new meeting place,” some lame nation said, as they heard another firework except closer. Everyone agreed and left the meeting place to go to Hungary’s wedding where it was safer.
The wedding was in a park and Hungary was riding an alligator because she’s cool.
“Will you, William Hungary, marry Jelly Hungary as your wife, yeah!”
“Yes!” Hungary squealed through her teeth, her eyes bulging and red because she was so excited and happy and hadn’t slept in soooo long man.
“Ok now you may slap each other,” the wedding guy said. Hungary smashed her head on a metal pole and broke it then started smashing her head on people’s chairs and giving people concussions but this all happened in a very slow and unexciting manner as Hungary was tired and her movements lame and she just really hates people.
And they all lived happily ever after married!