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Soobin: where's Beomgyu?
Yeonjun: doing stuff
Soobin: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Taehyun?
Yeonjun: trying to stop Beomgyu from doing the stuff
Soobin: and Huening Kai?
Yeonjun: trying to stop Taehyun from stopping Beomgyu from doing the stuff
Soobin: I see. And what are you doing here?
Yeonjun: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping Huening Kai from stopping Taehyun from stopping Beomgyu from doing the stuff
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Huening Kai: what did you guys get in your yearbook?
Yeonjun: "prettiest smile"
Soobin: "nicest personality"
Beomgyu: "most likely to start a bar fight"
Taehyun: "least likely to start a bar fight but most likely to win one"
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Huening Kai: *screams*
Beomgyu: *screams louder to establish dominance*
Soobin: should I do something?
Taehyun: no, I want to see who wins
Yeonjun: my money's on Beomgyu
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*playing the floor is lava*
Huening Kai: *helps Taehyun onto the counter*
Soobin: *pushes Beomgyu off the couch*
Yeonjun: *lays on the floor*
Taehyun: ...are you okay?
Yeonjun: no
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Taehyun: so, did everyone learn their lesson?
Huening Kai: no
Yeonjun: I did not
Beomgyu: I may have actually forgotten one
Taehyun: oh good, neither did I
Soobin: *exhausted sigh*
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Huening Kai: what makes you smile?
Yeonjun: family and friends
Soobin: snacks
Beomgyu: victory and success
Taehyun: face muscles
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Yeonjun: let's play kiss marry kill!
Yeonjun: first who would you kill?
Taehyun: *points to Beomgyu*
Huening Kai: *points to Beomgyu*
Soobin: *points to Beomgyu*
Beomgyu: yeah I'd kill me too
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Taehyun: okay everyone has 15 seconds to sling out curse words and this app will censor it!
Beomgyu: I love you! *does finger heart*
Huening Kai: SH*T! F*CK! B*TCH!
Yeonjun: hey stop!
Soobin: HUENING KAI-
Taehyun: *dying of laughter*
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Huening Kai: imagine if someone handed you a box of all the things you lost throughout your life
Soobin: self-esteem! I haven't seen you in years!
Yeonjun: oh, wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Beomgyu: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Taehyun: my moral code, is that you?
Huening Kai:
Huening Kai: I was just going to show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
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Taehyun: can I be frank with you guys?
Yeonjun: sure, but I don't see how changing your name is going to help
Beomgyu: can I still be Beomgyu?
Huening Kai: shh, let Frank speak
Soobin: *watches in disbelief*