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Why did I end up going to Tokyo high-level educational High School? I was actually going to go to Sobu High School, the best public preparatory school in Chiba.
That's not what I meant when I said I didn't know a single person from junior high school...
My homeroom teacher in the third year of junior high school said, "Mr.Hikigaya deserves to go to Tokyo high-level educational High School!" My mother took it to heart.
Look at his eyes, he's a company animal. It was an order from the top.
"Oh, brother, you're going to high school today, aren't you? Let's be a little more firm."
"No matter what grade you're in, human nature doesn't change, Komachi."
"Oh, really?
I hope you can get a girlfriend during the three years, my stupid brother."
"For me, having Komachi is enough."
"Stupid, stupid, stupid, Hachiman. //////
Go to school."
This bus is so crowded that a high school boy sits on the priority seat diagonally in front of me. No, that has nothing to do with it.
How can this guy be so confident when there is an old woman in front of him who is dizzy as if she is going to fall down at any moment?
"What's the matter with you, you rotten-eyed boy?"
"No, it's nothing, sir."
I was so surprised... Don't talk to me out of the blue.
He's being talked to.
"Don't you want to give up your seat?"
"That's a crazy question, lady."
I respect you for being so open minded about the office worker's sermon.
I respect you too. I think this lady is right too.
This time, a high school girl wearing the same uniform is hitting on him. He's so irresistible, isn't he?
I made eye contact with her.
She's so cute. If it had been me in junior high school, I would have confessed my feelings to her and she would have immediately rejected me. But I was rejected?
"Hey, you think so too, don't you?"
He asked me to agree with him. This is tougher than confessing and getting dumped.
"Oh, I think you should give it up too.
"Then let me ask you why."
"Well, you've been combing your hair for a while now, and you've been talking in a strangely self-possessed way, maybe you want to be perfect yourself. If that's the case, I think it would be a beautiful decision to give up your seat."
"That's a very interesting opinion, I'll give up my seat."
I was so nervous. I must be a bum after all if I get nervous just talking to people.
Thank you for persuading him. You really helped me out."
Her hands were so soft, I thought they were made of rice cakes. I almost fell in love with her when she held my hand all the time.
"No, no, it's not a big deal."
"Come to think of it, you haven't told me your boy's name.", he said
"I'm Hachiman Hikigaya."
"I'm the same age as you, so I don't mind if you don't use honorifics. My name is Rokusuke Koenji, and I am the man who will carry the future Koenji complex on his shoulders."
"Farewell, twisted derelict boy," he said as he headed off to school.
Don't make up your own coined words. You have the same taste as Komachi.