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??? has added Gingerbrave, Strawberry Cookie, Wizard Cookie and 70 other users
Wizard Cookie: Uh
Wizard Cookie: What is this???
???: A group chat. Have fun :)
??? has left the chat
Strawberry Crepe Cookie: COOL!!!
Strawberry Crepe Cookie: I wonder how they did that...
Espresso Cookie: Well this is quite unusual...
Espresso Cookie: Is there a way to leave?
Strawberry Cookie: doesn't look like it...
Twizzly Gummy Cookie: FINALLY A DAMN PHONE!!!
Twizzly Gummy Cookie: WHY IS THERE NOTHING ON HERE!?!!??
Almond Cookie: What is this? Who set this up?
Tea Knight Cookie: What are these on the screen?
Eclair Cookie: It's a group chat.
Latte Cookie: ooooh! How exciting!
Gingerbrave: hey everyone!
Strawberry Crepe Cookie has changed several usernames
Genius: this is fun!
Genius: I also took out the "cookie" in everyone's username
Smirk: Wait what did you do?
Espresso: Who are you?
Smirk: me? I'm Gingerbrave!
Twizzly Gummy: THEY CHANGED YOUR USERNAME STUPID
Twizzly Gummy changed their user to LORD OF CHAOS
LORD OF CHAOS: THATS MORE LIKE IT!
Pumpkin Pie: this thing is so bland
Pumpkin Pie: I'm going to spice up this phone :)
Cream Puff: wow! I wonder how this happened? I don't think it was magic!
10:01 AM
Pastry: what in the name of the Godly creators is this?
Clotted Cream: what an interesting turn of events...
Oyster: This is quite a lovely device
Oyster: Are there no elders here?
Clotted Cream: Doesn't seem like it. Just you, Oyster Cookie
Crunchy Chip: What is this?!
Crunchy Chip: Is this some kind of device from the Republic!?
Clotted Cream: No, I'm afraid not.
Clotted Cream: This unknown cookie, couldn't be part of those white-masked cookies.
Clotted Cream: Are they?
Vanilla King: Wait
Vanilla King: What is going on?
Smirk: Pure Vanilla Cookie!?
Smirk: you're here too???
Vanilla King: Yes! Hollyberry and Dark Cacao Cookie are also here
Crunchy Chip: Your soul jam is safe, sir!
Dark Cacao: Good to know, but it would be unwise as the Cookies of Darkness are also here
Hollyberry: Cookies of darkness?
Poison Mushroom: ooooohhhhh
Poison Mushroom: whats this?
Hollyberry: Speak of the devil and he shall appear
Devil: Hey!
Hollyberry: haha! Quite literally!
Princess: ohhhhh! What's this???
Ice Cream: you can scroll right up
Affogato: aren't you that cookie with the wizard hat?
Affogato: how was the coffee I poured on you?
Ice Cream: you stay away from me!
Caramel Arrow: stay away from him, you snake!
Affogato: Well, it's not like I'm in that little cookie kingdom of theirs
Caramel Arrow: Where even are you???
Affogato: that I will never tell
Genius: In the Dark Cacao Kingdom
Dark Cacao: What!?
Affogato: damn brat
Affogato: how did you find out?
Genius: I can track your phones
Genius: duh
Affogato:...duly noted
Caramel Arrow: Do you know exactly where he is?
Private Message
Affogato Cookie: If you tell them I will find you and poison you
Affogato Cookie: You will die a painful death
Chat deleted
Genius: Nope
Genius: I've never seen the Dark Cacao Kingdom
Crunchy Chip: well it isn't for the faint of heart
Crunchy Chip: but I'm sure Wildberry here will like it there!
Wildberry: and I'm sure you will like the Hollyberry Kingdom
Clotted Cream: Seems like you two have bonded well together.
Tea Knight: I'm confused
Tea Knight: How to all of these work?
Eclair: How about we figure out together?
Tea Knight: That would be greatly appreciated.
Tea Knight: When are you free?
Eclair: Right now!
Eclair: I'll be at your house in a bit! :)
Latte: So much love is in there air~
Espresso: Oh come on. He's a simp.
Madeleine: Did someone call me?
Latte: I-
Clotted Cream:???
Madeleine: What?
Latte changed the name of 2 users
Simp 1: Ah
Espresso:...
Espresso: I'm going back to work
Simp 2: Latte!
Simp 2: Don't call me out like this :(
Tea Knight: What is a simp?
Simp 2: Don't worry about it :')
2:57 PM
Hollyberry: Since we can change names, can I try something?
Vanilla King: Sure!
Hollyberry has added Pitaya Dragon Cookie to the chat
Hollyberry has changed Pitaya Dragon Cookie's user to Lizard
Lizard: wtf is this?
Hollyberry: a group chat with all the cookies! Have fun!
Princess: Grandma!?
Knight: Your majesty, excuse my rudeness but WHY!?
Lizard: oh it's you
Lizard: you cut my tail off
Knight: uh
Knight: I thought you forgot about it?
Lizard:...
Lizard: you know what
Lizard: I'm going to pretend I still did
Wildberry:...
Wildberry: we're going to end up bullying a dragon won't we?
Lizard: wait what
8:10 PM
Parfait: im gonna change everyones user
Parfait: soon hehehe
Gumball:...
Gumball: as long as mine gets to be cool