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"Hello everyone, it's Heeseung here today. I bet you're wondering where my amazing boyfriend is."
Heeseung heard the floorboards creak as Jaeyun moved around outside the bedroom. He gave a sheepish look toward the camera, lowering his voice.
"If you follow us on Instagram, I'm sure you know that we're going on a trip to Australia to visit Jaeyun's family. Of course, I can't just let our trip go peacefully with just a simple vlog."
Another floorboard creaked. Heeseung knew that he had to speed things up before he was caught.
"So, I've decided to try and see how many times I can get Jaeyun in the mood in different, strange places during our trip." Heeseung's ears turned red just at the thought of it. "For example, in the backseat of a car or...hm, maybe even in the middle of the night."
Out of the two of them, Jaeyun was easier to seduce than Heeseung was. However, depending on where it was, Heeseung would have to try really hard to convince him.
"And I know I didn't say prank, that's because it's not really one?" Heeseung scratched the back of his neck awkwardly. "Uh, it's not because I'm in a weird mood or anything, but if I tell him it's a prank once, I won't be able to get him again. So, you all will have to bare with me in this video."
Heeseung finished up the introduction right as Jaeyun opened the bedroom door. "Are you almost finished packing?" He asked. "We leave really early in the morning."
"I'm just about finished sweetheart." Heeseung replied, securely tucking the camera in his backpack.
A small smile appeared on his face as he thought about how good this video was going to be.
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"Okay, a quick introduction before I forget. This is the first location of my prank." Heeseung adjusted the camera's position on the dashboard. "Jaeyun is in the store right now, so I'll start it as soon as he's back."
He leaned back into his seat and casually pulled out his phone. Jaeyun had sent him a text a couple minutes ago informing him that he was in line.
Heeseung made sure the light on the camera was covered right as Jaeyun arrived back to the car. "I'm sure you guys can see him back there, putting all the stuff in the trunk. Phase one starts right now."
Jaeyun had a big smile on his face as he climbed into the car, sliding into the driver's seat. Heeseung tended to drive more than him, but only Jaeyun had an international license.
"Wait," Heeseung exclaimed before Jaeyun could start the car. The younger man looked towards him with a concerned look. "Kiss."
"You scared me." Jaeyun rolled his eyes but still leaned in, kissing Heeseung softly on the lips. "I got us some brownies to make later at home."
Heeseung only hummed as a response, quickly pulling Jaeyun into another kiss. He kept the younger man firmly in place this time, his hands delicately cupping Jaeyun's face.
Jaeyun returned the kiss with enthusiasm, reaching up to grip one of Heeseung's biceps. He leaned forward, deepening the kiss.
Heeseung knew he would have to start speeding up the footage when he edited it later—Jaeyun would probably make him cut this out entirely.
He licked hotly into Jaeyun's mouth, causing a gasp to erupt out of the younger man. Even though he was doing this as a prank, Heeseung was starting to get a little flustered himself.
Jaeyun pulled away with a loopy grin on his face. "I suppose that was a thanks for the brownies?" He pecked Heeseung's lips once more. "Let's go home now, yeah?"
Before he could put the keys in the ignition, Heeseung reached over and plucked them out of his hand.
"Hyung," Jaeyun looked surprised, attempting to grab the keys back. "What are you doing?" He seemed half-confused and half-amused.
Heeseung held the keys out of reach, a teasing smile on his face. "We don't have to go so soon."
Jaeyun leaned over the armrest, one arm stretched out to grab them from his mischievous boyfriend. He finally grabbed the keys and tried to lean back into his seat.
However, Heeseung moved faster than him, gripping his arm to hold him still. Before Jaeyun could ask him what he was doing, he leaned in and kissed the younger man again.
Jaeyun yelped in surprise, his arm going slack in Heeseung's grasp. As confused as he was, he still decided to indulge his boyfriend for a moment.
"Hmm," He managed to break the kiss. "Hyung, what are you doing?"
Heeseung shrugged innocently. "We don't have to go home so soon, Jaeyunnie." He pressed a kiss to Jaeyun's cheek then another one on his jaw. "We have so much free time."
Jaeyun raised an eyebrow. "What are you talking about? My mom's expecting us back home soon."
"Let's just sit here for a moment, yeah?" Heeseung grinned at him. "Kiss a little more?"
"What got you in such a mood? I was only in the store for 15 minutes." Jaeyun set the keys down in his lap. It wasn't often that Heeseung acted like this.
"I was sitting here...waiting for you, when I got an idea." Heeseung started out, casually tucking a piece of hair behind Jaeyun's ear. "And it got me thinking..."
"Yeah...?"
"Maybe we could...you know, in the backseat." Heeseung finally said, glancing towards said backseat.
Jaeyun followed his gaze then looked back at Heeseung. "What do you mean 'you know'?"
"You know."
"I'm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt, hyung." Jaeyun pecked his lips and leaned back into his seat. "We are not having sex in the backseat."
"Why not? We've done it before." Heeseung shrugged as if it were obvious. "...And you seemed to like it then?"
Jaeyun rolled his eyes, though his ears began to turn red. "Because this is my mom's car. We're only borrowing it. That's weird."
Heeseung reached out with grabby hands, but Jaeyun didn't budge. "As long as we clean it then it's fine."
"You're crazy, babe. Then every time one of them sit back there I'll just remember it." Jaeyun grimaced, shaking his head. "How about this: I'll take you back home and we can do it there."
"I don't want to wait until we get home, I want to do it right now." Heeseung pouted. "Think about it, it'd be so hot, wouldn't it?"
Jaeyun was about to respond, but his attention was caught by someone walking beside the car. "Even worse, we're in a crowded parking lot. I see at least ten people out there."
"Don't look at them, look at me." Heeseung turned his face back toward him. "We could do something like put our jackets over the window."
Jaeyun looked at him as if he was crazy. "What is with this new obsession? You haven't wanted to do that in years."
"I'm just in the mood right now." Heeseung finally managed to pull Jaeyun back toward him. "Come on, let's go to the backseat."
Jaeyun sighed, but didn't dodge Heeseung as the older man leaned in and kissed him again. "Hyung, I can't deflower my mom's car like this." He whispered against Heeseung's lips.
"There should be leftover towels from the beach, okay?" Heeseung kissed him again. "If I laid it down would you do it?"
"I don't think I could get comfortable here, that's all." Despite his words, Heeseung could tell Jaeyun was starting to come around to the idea. "I mean, if I get past the car thing, there's still all these people around."
"We can duck really low," Heeseung said. "But, if you really don't want to do it, then we can just drive home."
Jaeyun didn't reply, staring deep into Heeseung's eyes to try and gauge if the older man was being serious or not. "And you're in the mood right now?"
Heeseung nodded. This was starting to feel like a victory for him.
"Okay," Jaeyun set the keys down in the cup holder.
"Okay?" Heeseung raised an eyebrow. "You want to do it?"
Jaeyun opened the car door, climbing out before turning to look back at Heeseung. "If you really want to, then I'll do it for you."
He closed the door and headed back toward the trunk to grab the towel, while Heeseung smiled at the camera. "I think that's a successful first attempt for me. Now, I'm going to turn the camera off. I don't think you guys need to see what happens next." He winked then covered the screen with his hand.
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"Okay, I'm starting this one part of the prank whispering because Jaeyunnie is sleeping in the bedroom." Heeseung waved at the camera. "For this part of the prank, I'm going to wake him up at..." he checked his watch. "Three in the morning and see if he will want to 'do it'."
After their...activities in the backseat two days ago, Heeseung now felt as if Jaeyun had enough time to be convinced again.
"I'm going to set up the camera and then I'll pretend to wake up in a couple minutes." Heeseung continued. "Jaeyun hates to be woken up before ten in the morning, so this should be fun."
He set the camera up on the armchair that was directly opposite of Jaeyun's childhood bed. While it was dark, he didn't have to worry about Jaeyun seeing the camera.
Heeseung laid back down on the bed, Jaeyun instinctively tugging him closer. They cuddled together, the younger man laying his head on Heeseung's chest.
After a few minutes, he opened his eyes again and started to shift around like he did whenever he woke up.
"Jaeyunnie, baby. Wake up." Heeseung began to shake his sleeping boyfriend softly. "Wake up."
"Hmm, I'm sleeping." Jaeyun turned around in his grasp, groaning as he buried his face into his pillow.
Still, Heeseung continued to shake him. "Baby, wake up. I need to talk to you."
Jaeyun didn't reply immediately, making Heeseung think he'd fallen back into a deep sleep. He'd completely stopped reacting to Heeseung shaking him at all.
Heeseung huffed, untangling himself from Jaeyun to climb off the bed and turn on one of the lamps. It wouldn't be that bright to hurt Jaeyun's eyes, but the camera could see them now.
"Baby," He dragged out the y. "I'm trying to talk to you, open your eyes."
"What?" Jaeyun groaned, peeking open one of his eyes. "Why are you bothering me?"
Heeseung was tired too, the words in English taking longer to translate in his head. Jaeyun's accent only got stronger after he slept, so it was even harder.
"Can you open your eyes and talk to me please? I have something to say to you." Heeseung decided to switch to English too, making it easier for Jaeyun to understand him easier. He also liked speaking English whenever they visited Jaeyun's family.
"Hmm, what is it?" Jaeyun did as he asked, both of his tired eyes landing on a smiling Heeseung. "And why did you turn the light on?"
Heeseung leaned down, running a hand through the younger man's hair. "I had a dream about us. You know, that type of dream."
"Hyung, I can't take your guessing games this early in the morning." Jaeyun shifted, yawning loudly. "What time even is it?"
"Around three a.m., why?"
Jaeyun glared at Heeseung for a moment before shutting his eyes again. "It is too early for this baby, okay? Wake me up in seven hours."
Heeseung continued to shake him, however. "You don't want to hear what my dream was about?"
"No, I want to sleep."
This was way harder than the backseat prank, Heeseung was starting to realize. His seduction skills were going to need to be at their best this morning.
"Jaeyunnie, at least give me a kiss." Heeseung tugged Jaeyun closer to him, puckering his lips.
Jaeyun, without even opening his eyes, pressed a haphazard kiss to Heeseung's cheek. "There. You happy?"
"Please just sit up. For me?"
"Why are you acting so weird?" Jaeyun complained but did as told, carefully sitting up. "Why are you so awake so early in the morning?"
"I told you, I had a dream." Heeseung sat up too, leaning against the headboard while pulling Jaeyun to lay on his chest. "So now I'm in the mood."
Jaeyun looked at him as if he was insane. "What?"
"It was a very nice dream and it made me want to do it." Heeseung continued. "So I woke you up."
"No way." Jaeyun frowned at him. "It's early in the morning and the light is hurting my eyes."
Well now Heeseung knew he was being dramatic. "I put the light on because I'll fall back asleep if it's too dark."
"If you're so tired then why did you wake me up too?" Jaeyun yawned again. "Please hyung, let's just sleep."
"I don't want to sleep, I want to do it." Heeseung maneuvered himself so he was sat properly in Jaeyun's lap. "I'm in the mood, Jaeyunnie."
"Right now?" Jaeyun ran his hands up and down Heeseung's thighs. "I'm not awake at all right now, hyung. Can't you wait until later?"
"I'm in the mood right now." Heeseung wrapped his arms around Jaeyun's neck. "Okay? I just want some kisses."
He leaned down, pecking Jaeyun on the lips a few times. Jaeyun kissed him back at first then dropped his head back against the headboard. "Hyung..."
"Don't move your head away." Heeseung complained, rubbing Jaeyun's chest. "You're not going to wake up if you do that."
"I don't feel very sexy right now." Jaeyun rolled his eyes. "I'm tired and I don't think I have the strength to—"
Heeseung quickly pulled him into another kiss before he could say something potentially inappropriate that he'd have to edit out later. He kept Jaeyun upright this time, attempting to deepen the kiss.
Jaeyun broke the kiss with another yawn. "I promise you that you can have me in the morning, but I really want to go back to sleep right now."
"Fine." Heeseung pretended to be more upset than he actually felt, climbing sadly out of Jaeyun's lap. "I just wanted you so bad, but it's fine."
"You can't be sulky at me baby." Jaeyun attempted to grab the older man but Heeseung shrugged out of his grip, laying down with his back to him. "Okay? That's not a no. I just want to do it later."
"I'm not upset, baby. I've just been wanting to do this for a couple days now." Heeseung sighed. "But I don't want to pressure you or anything."
Jaeyun pursed his lips, staring at Heeseung's turned back. "I gave you the car thing a couple days ago, but this is crazy hyung." He said while stroking the man's back.
"Just go back to sleep, Jaeyun."
Jaeyun went silent and Heeseung knew that he'd hit the jackpot. He knew exactly how to get what he wanted.
"I'm so tired..." Heeseung waited for him to finish the rest of the sentence. "But, I think you can find a way to wake me up."
Heeseung turned around with a wide, hopeful smile on his face. "Really?"
Jaeyun rolled his eyes fondly, leaning down to press a quick kiss to Heeseung's lips. "I think you know by now I'd do anything for you."
And with that he rolled on top of Heeseung, diving toward his neck. As Jaeyun began to suck a mark onto the skin of Heeseung's neck, Heeseung looked at the camera on the chair, giving it a subtle thumbs up.
Two successes.
~~~~~
It was the night before they went back to South Korea, so Heeseung had just enough time to try and get Jaeyun again.
The last location was the most scandalous—a kitchen counter—so Jaeyun would definitely need more convincing for this one.
"Hyung, what are you doing? I'm over here doing all the stirring by myself."
Heeseung quickly finished setting up the camera, running back over to Jaeyun before he looked suspicious. "Sorry, sorry. I was looking up a recipe."
"For brownies? The recipe is literally on the box already." Heeseung winced at his mistake but Jaeyun didn't seem to notice that much. "Don't use that as an excuse to get out of stirring."
"How about this, jagi? You do all of the stirring and I will put them in the pan." Heeseung suggested, leaning against the counter.
Jaeyun looked up from the bowl with a playful glare, waving the spatula threateningly. "You get to eat none of these brownies anymore."
He seemed really focused on his task. Heeseung gave the camera an anxious look as he tried to come up with a way to shift his focus.
As casually as he could, Heeseung slid over so he was standing right behind Jaeyun. "Baby..." he started out, wrapping his arms around his boyfriend carefully.
"What are you doing?" Jaeyun giggled as Heeseung nuzzled his nose into the younger man's neck. "You are going to make me mess up."
"Can I have a kiss?" Heeseung inched to the side, puckering his lips.
Jaeyun hummed as a response, leaning in to kiss his boyfriend softly. He gave Heeseung a smile before turning back to the brownies.
Well, that wasn't exactly what Heeseung wanted. He shot another glance toward the camera before looking back at Jaeyun. He turned Jaeyun's face back toward him and gave him another kiss.
Jaeyun reached up with his free hand, cupping one side of Heeseung's face. He let the kiss linger for a few more moments before leaning away again. "You are trying to distract me." He murmured.
"Is it working?" Heeseung replied back, pressing soft kisses on his boyfriend's cheeks and jaw.
"These brownies need to get done, hyung. They're the main dessert." Jaeyun glanced at Heeseung once more before facing the bowl. "My mom's expecting these."
"All we'd have to do is turn the oven off, the batter is almost done anyway." Heeseung continued, trailing his kisses back down toward Jaeyun's neck.
"I've given into you two times this week, hyung. I need to have a bit more integrity." Jaeyun pointed out, though Heeseung noticed his stirring hand slowing down.
Heeseung knew that he had to speed things up a bit, reaching out with one hand to push the bowl away from Jaeyun. As Jaeyun gasped in surprise, he was suddenly turned around and pressed against the counter.
"Hyung—" Jaeyun's eyes widened as he was tugged into an abrupt kiss.
Heeseung grinned into the kiss as he felt Jaeyun reach up and grip his biceps. He knew he got him for a least a little while.
He pressed the younger boy firmer against the counter, his fingers dipping underneath the long shirt Jaeyun was wearing. His cold fingertips touched Jaeyun's waist, causing him to yelp in surprise.
"Wait..." Jaeyun pulled back when he felt Heeseung attempt to pull up his shirt. "We can't do that now—we have the brownies, hyung."
"We'll be fine," Heeseung pecked him on the lips. "I have a better idea," Another peck. "let's do it."
"Do what?" Jaeyun gave him a suspicious look, leaning as far away as he could.
"You know. It." Heeseung placed more emphasis on the word this time.
"So you want us to leave the kitchen all messy like this so we can hook up like teenagers again?"
"No, of course not." Heeseung enjoyed Jaeyun's relieved expression for a moment before he decided to drop the bomb on him. "We can do it here."
It was a split-second of silence before the scandalized look appeared on Jaeyun's face. He immediately reached up and swatted Heeseung on the arm. "No way, hyung. You're crazy. On the counter?"
"Wait, just think about it." Heeseung said as Jaeyun tried to struggle out of his grip. "It's not as crazy as it seems."
"I can name several reasons why it is absolutely insane just off the top of my head. One, this is the kitchen counter in my family's home. Two, my dad is sleeping right upstairs. And three, this is the kitchen counter in my family's home!"
"Baby..." Heeseung pouted as Jaeyun continued to flail helplessly.
"No." Jaeyun quickly held up a finger. "You are not seducing me right now, Lee Heeseung. And I'm serious."
Heeseung knew that the younger man was extremely serious about this—his full name was used. But, he was never one to give up too easily.
"So," Jaeyun continued, practically peeling the older man's hands off of him. "I am going to finish stirring the batter while you stand all the way over there. We are going to finish these brownies with no funny business."
"Wouldn't this be a way to spice up our love life? We have never done something like this before."
"And you think a public space is where you'll convince me to do it?" Jaeyun scoffed, looking back down at the brownies. "My dad could walk down at any moment. Or, even better, my mom could just bust in with groceries while you have me bent over the counter."
Heeseung shrugged innocently. "I wasn't going to have you bent over the counter, really. I was thinking more that you hop up and—"
"Heeseung!" Jaeyun nearly screeched, moving away with the bowl so he was no longer standing in front of Heeseung. "My parents paid good money for these counters. We cook on these counters."
"As long as we clean them, what's the big deal?"
Jaeyun had seemingly gotten so fed up with Heeseung that he didn't even have it within him to come up with an answer. Instead, he continued stirring the batter that was probably becoming over-stirred at this point.
Heeseung pouted again, grabbing Jaeyun's wrist to stop his actions. "You didn't even try it, darling, it could be exciting for you too."
"No. I am not indulging you this time." However, Jaeyun's ears did turn red at Heeseung's English. "I will not give in like I did the last two times."
Still, Heeseung continued to persist. "Just hop up once, then I'll leave you alone. Please? For me?"
Jaeyun sighed loudly, slowly walking back over to the older man so Heeseung could help him up on the counter.
"It's cold." He immediately winced, sticking his hands beneath his bare thighs. After he'd gotten used to it, he frowned at Heeseung. "I don't feel very sexy up here, baby."
Heeseung nodded, carefully helping him back down to the ground. "It's fine if you don't want to do it. I know that no means no."
Jaeyun still seemed to feel bad, leaning up to press an apologetic kiss to Heeseung's lips. He sighed once more. "How about you get up there?"
"What?"
"I'm telling you to get up on the counter." Jaeyun patted the spot that he'd just been sitting on.
Heeseung did as told, easily sliding himself onto the kitchen counter. As he expected, it wasn't nearly as cold as Jaeyun had been making it seem. He grinned at Jaeyun. "I'm fine."
Jaeyun made his way in between Heeseung's legs, going up on the tips of his toes to kiss the older man properly. "What do you say? Do you feel sexy?" He murmured against Heeseung's lips.
Heeseung hummed, wrapping his arms around Jaeyun's neck. "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"
"I will murder you with my bare hands if someone walks in on us, but," Heeseung liked where this was going. "I will give into you this one final time."
Heeseung cheered loudly, pecking Jaeyun a couple times on the lips. "I knew you could never resist me."
Jaeyun rolled his eyes dramatically, but did not speak up to defend himself. They both knew it was true.
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