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Dave sits on his chair, ready for another day of making ironic comics and being generally cool as fuck.
Suddenly, an idea comes to his head. This idea was some lyrics for a cool song he could make. He runs comically fast towards his AKAI MPC-1000 SAMPLER and makes a quick instrumental for it. Sounds very nice.
He gets out a piece of paper and starts writing the sick raps.
After a while, he looks down at the piece of paper and reads one of the parts.
KICK IT BARACK
heres where obamas rap solo comes in
After thinking about it a bit, he has a sad realization. The realization that Obama would never record a rap solo for him.
Dave, now sad about this, goes to his computer.
He opens pesterchum and starts messaging John about it, as he usually does whenever any minor inconvenience happens to him.
-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 08:13 --
TG: man
TG: the worst thing just happened to me
TG: my tears are falling down on my keyboard as i type this
EB: huh?
EB: what happened?
TG: im suddently faced with the horrible reality that obama will never record a rap solo for me
EB: well,
EB: are you SURE he won't record it for you?
EB: i mean, how can you be completely sure if you don't ask him?
TG: john
TG: you are a
TG: fucking
TG: GENIUS
TG: youre like if
TG: albert einstein and stephen hawking fucked each other
TG: and one of them got pregnant then gave birth to a baby
TG: then they raised that baby
TG: who would grow up to be smarter than both of them combined
TG: and that baby is you, john
EB: ...thanks?
EB: you're weird sometimes, dave.
TG: yes
TG: anyway
TG: gotta go now
TG: try to find out where obama lives to ask him if he will record that rap solo for me
TG: i sure do hope there isnt a 3 act structure in this fic
TG: bye bye
EB: good luck!
-- turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 08:16 --
DAVE: ok so where does obama live
DAVE: i need to find out
Dave closes pesterchum and opens Hephaestus, the best browser of them all. He goes to google.com and searches "where does obama live"
After scrolling a bit and not finding any useful results, he adds "reddit" to the end of the search.
He clicks on the first post and reads it:
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r/NoStupidQuestions • Posted by u/tenseGastropod 3 years ago
Where does Obama live?
Help me, I need to find out. He was a friend of mine before the presidency but since that ended I haven't got any news from him.
u/tastyGrumbler 3 points • 3 years ago
Ohio.
u/tenseGastropod (OP) 1 point • 3 years ago
Thanks for the answer! I will edit this post when I meet with him.
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After reading the post, Dave realizes that this journey may be a mistake.
But it will be a mistake that will be worth it.
where doing it man. where MAKING THIS HAPEN