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[Afternoon following Quirk Apprehension Test]
Shota Aizawa has added Nemuri Kayama, Izuku Kayama, and 19 others to a group chat
Shota Aizawa has changed the group’s name to “Class 1-A”
Aizawa: Hello class, Principal Nezu has instructed the teachers to make group chats for all of their homeroom classes and the other faculty member living in the dorm. I expect you to behave.
Aizawa: Also, naming privileges are not enabled until I deem you worthy.
Shota Aizawa has muted the chat
Iida: Thank you Mr. Aizawa! Now we can coordinate study groups and class trips!
Ashido: Yeah, that ain’t happening
Kaminari: lol nope
Sero: lol nope
Kaminari: YO
Sero: YO
Kaminari: Did we just become best friends?
Sero: Yup!
Shinsou: This brotherly love is cute and all, but I’m trying to take a nap
Kayama: You know you can mute the chat right?
Shinsou: Oh yeah
Hitoshi Shinsou has muted the chat
Sato: Hey, if anyone’s hungry, I’m making some cookies in the kitchen on the first floor!
Uraraka: You had me at cookies
Uraraka: Izuku and I will be downstairs in five seconds
Ashido: Ooooooh, what were you two lovebirds doing?
Uraraka: Nunya
Kayama: Nunya
Kayama: Yeah Izuku, what were you two doing?
Kayama: Hopefully nothing too steamy
Kayama: Unless :eyes:
Kayama: MOM
Tokoyami: Ms. Midnight, can you please change your names, it’s kind of confusing
Nemuri Kayama has changed their name to “Mommy”
Mommy has changed Izuku Kayama’s name to “Izuku”
Shota Aizawa has changed Mommy’s name to “Stop”
Shota Aizawa has removed Stop’s admin privileges
Aizawa: no
Stop: awwww can I at least have my hero name?
Aizawa: do you deserve your hero name?
Izuku: Please just do it, she’ll never let me hear the end of it if you don’t
Aizawa: ugh
Aizawa: fine
Shota Aizawa has changed Stop’s name to “Midnight”
Midnight: Thank you :)
Asui: Okay, I know that Kayama’s mom is Midnight, but it’s still kinda weird
Shoji: Yeah, just a bit
Izuku: :(
Midnight: :(
Uraraka: No! You two are great!
Iida: I agree, that was rude. Apologize please.
Asui: sorry Kayamas
Shoji: sorry Kayamas
Izuku: Its ok
Izuku: I understand. Its weird to be living in a dorm with one of your classmate’s mom
Izuku: It's even weirder when shes Midnight
Midnight: What is that supposed to mean, young man?
Izuku: nothing I love you please don't kill me
Izuku: Sato, your cookies are really good!
Midnight: Don’t you try to change the subject
Midnight: would you prefer Thirteen? We can swap if it bothers you that much
Izuku: NO!
Izuku: I like having you here
Ashido: Awww
Uraraka: Awww
Hagakure: Awww
Jirou: Awww
Kirishima: So manly
Jirou: How
Kirishima: There’s nothing manlier than loving ones mom
Todoroki: …
Izuku: ANYWAY
Izuku: Who wants to watch a movie?
Aoyama: moi
Ashido: ME
Uraraka: I do!
Iida: But we have class tomorrow!
Izuku: It is literally four in the afternoon
Izuku: a two hour movie will not wreck our sleep schedules
Koda: Can we watch a nature documentary?
Sato: that actually sounds fun
Shoji: I concur
Tokoyami: I agree
Yaoyorozu: I can make tea for everyone
Koda: :)
Monoma: We can watch a documentary so we can be more informed about nature than those peons in 1-B
Midnight: I understand that there’s an interclass rivalry, but please don’t let it get out of hand
Monoma: yes ma’am
Izuku: uh oh
Uraraka: uh oh
Iida: uh oh
Kirishima: uh oh
Todoroki: uh oh
Aizawa: you have done this to yourself. I hope you know that
Monoma: what have I done to myself?
Monoma: Why is someone hitting my door with an ax?
Jirou: FUCK THAT WAS LOUD
Ashido: What?
Kaminari: Monoma just shrieked like a little girl
Kaminari: I think he’s dead ngl
Izuku: he said the “m” word
Iida: Let this be a lesson to you all.
Iida: Never call Ms. Midnight “ma’am”
Ojiro: Why is Monoma being chased around the building by Midnight?
Hagakure: scroll up babe
Ashido: :eyes:
Ashido: babe?
Aoyama: Is that a relationship I smell?
Hagakure: we went to the same middle school
Ashido: oh ok :eyes:
Ojiro: There is nothing happening between us
Ashido: …yet
Ojiro: No comment
Hagakure: :eyes:
Ojiro: :eyes:
Kaminari: When is movie time?
Iida: Please use proper grammar.
Izuku: No, why do that would I
Uraraka: No, why do that would I
Kirishima: No, why do that would I
Todoroki: No, why do that would I
Iida: I am going to bed.
Midnight: Don’t be such a sourpuss Tenya.
Midnight: Don’t make me call Tensei.
Iida: It suddenly seems like a great idea to spend some quality time with my friends, thank you Auntie Nem.
Midnight: :)
Izuku: :)
Uraraka: :)
Todoroki: :^|
Kirishima: :)
Koda: Movie will begin in five minutes! We are watching an educational documentary about Dinosaurs!
Kaminari: FUCK YEAH
Sero: FUCK YEAH
Ashido: FUCK YEAH
Kirishima: FUCK YEAH
Todoroki: FUCK YEAH
Izuku: Shoto?
Todoroki: I wanted to fit in.