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Zhongli x Reader end me

Summary:

Me n some friends made this gc back in May 2021 and I wanted to post the stuff we wrote onto here for all to see.

There's a lot in here from Y/N x Car windsheild to y/n x Childe... the works. you've been warned but honestly the fics are funny. I have good memories writing/reading the crack fics me and my friends wrote and pissing ourselves laughing and cringing inside after. Uploading them here so I can get to them easier

No downright smut in this but it gets on the borderline of nsfw not too sure how to tag this my b

Notes:

If you're one of the ones who also wrote some of these fanfics and see this... heyyy!!!! lmk if you don't want me posting some of these.

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Chapter 1: Zhongli x Y/N

Chapter Text

[Nya - 5/11/21]

“Zhongli Senpai!~” I called out cutely, raising my hand and flailing it to get the hot senpai's attention..uwu

Zhongli-senpais amber eyes looked over at me kyaa!!! His gentle smile making me blush, how embarrassing >///<

“Oh? Y/N what brings you here? I was just thinking about you..” Zhongli-senpai paused, looking at my face!?!?

“..Are you okay, your face seems quite red.” He spoke, concern in his voice, ahh!!!!! Senpai-sama was thinking about me!! My face grew like a tomato as I felt a hand on my forehead, blushing madly!

“S-senpai...” I croaked, superrrr embarrassed!

“Y/N I could brew you some tea… It will take six hours”

Getting tea made by the CEO of geo, zhongli-senpai-sama-kun 0-0 I quickly nodded my head smiling cutely!!!

“Lets go to my place y/n-chan” I giggled and agreed with a cheerful ‘yes!’ Holding onto and leaning onto the taller man. Out of the corner of my eye I could see that stinky, oily dandruff hair ed sheeran boy.

The ugly orange haired man looked defeated as i turned to look at him and stuck my tongue out and giggling. Senpai will be mine

Senpai-kun orders a cab and we both get into it, I felt my eyes get heavy and fell asleep, leaning onto Zhongli-senpais shoulder owo