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Pump couldn’t lie. Skid’s hair had gotten longer and much more beautiful as he gotten older, but the complaining he has to hear from his husband are fucking annoying…
“ Ugh! My hair got into my mouth again! “
“ Every single time I wash the dishes, my hair gets in the way! “
“ Do not go hangry on me, mister. You know I have to take care of my hair before I get started on dinner. “
Pump sat on the couch and puts his hands on his face. If he hears one more-
The front door was swung opened and his husband groans “ Pumpy! “
Speak of the devil…
“ How was your day, Dollface? “
“ It’s hot as FUCK outside and I’m sweating like crazy! “
“ Why didn’t you put your hair in a ponytail? “
“ I-… I didn’t even think about that… “
Pump got up from the couch and responded with “ Keep complaining about your hair and I’m definitely taking you to the hair salon. “
“ Nooo… “
“ Babe, you constantly complain about it and I don’t want it to reach to the floor. “
…
Okay he had a point there…
The younger one sat back down since he didn’t want to move and argue more. Skid sighs as he sat down next to his partner and grabbed the remote “ Will watching some TV cheer you up? “
“ Will you get a haircut soon? “
“ Mhm. “
“ Okay. “
The older one turns on the TV and changes it to some random cartoon. Skid then looks at Pump and said “ Yo Wil. “
“ Yeah? “
“ How the fuck are you still taller than me? “
“ Because I’m more superior and powerful than you. “
The older one hugs his lover’s arm and responded with “ Of course you are… “