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“There’s something I want to ask—”
“I was wondering if—”
“Okay, you first.”
“No, no—you first.”
“Erm—okay, well the thing is—see, I wanted to ask—I was wondering—willyoumarryme?”
“....”
“Draco? Are you alright? Did you hear what I said?”
“....”
“Please say something. I love you so much and I want to spend my life with you…wait, why are you laughing? What’s so fun—oh!
“You daft, daft man.”
“You were planning on asking me too, huh?”
“I really think the ring I just took out of my pocket is evidence enough of that.”
“We’re ridiculous sometimes.”
“Correction: you’re ridiculous, I put up with it. Also, yes.”
“Yes what?”
“Yes, of course I’ll marry you!”
“Oh, thank Merlin. I was about to piss myself, I was so nervous.”
“Crass as ever, Potter.”
“Oh shut it, you like me.”
“Merlin help me, I do. I really do.”