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It was a nice day outside of L'manburg the birds were chirping, the flowers were actually dying because tubbo forgot to water them, Wilbur of all people was outside smoking (because hes a lil BITCH boy man) and I tommy was about to confront dream. Dream is a sucm to this planet if i could id rip his skin open and plant a bomb in him and watch him go BOOM. But I'm too lazy to go out and get some tnt (I'll get tubzo to to it for me later). Hey tom, whats up wilba? Are you sure you want to duel dream? thats a risky move. You might possibly..i don't know...DIE??? I'LL BE FINEEEEEEEEEEE DONT WORRY ABOUT IT AY? Andd i got a secret weapon up my sleeves heheheheheheh. Whatever you say tommy.. i-i im just so scared im gonna lose my lil bro because of this green prick. Wil im gonna blow his brains out with my gu- arrow and we are gonna get our independence dont worryyyyy aboutt ittt.
Its time tommy. YOU KNOW HAT TO DO RIGHT? yes yes will I'm not that DUMB. ok i trust you. Dream, tommy, I'm going to count to ten and when i get to ten both of you turn around and shoot. Is that clear or do i need to clarify more? JUST COUNT TO 10 ASSHOLE. DAMN FINE PRICK, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,...8,9,10 shoot. *BAM* t-t tommy did you just SHOOT HIM??????? Uhhhh ya?? TOMMY I SAID WITH AN ARROW NOT A FICKING AK47 BULLSHIT YOU HAVE GOING ON THERE???? oops my bad ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.