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Deku
@Deku_official
AWESOME patrol today with @Cellophane_official in Harajuku. It’s always great to help people out and see them smile. Check out my detail write up of Cellophane’s new fighting style it’s 😍www.deku_nerd.blog.net
1:54pm July 23,2022
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PH Cellophane
@Cellophane_official
Thanks for the tag @Deku_official and the excellent katsudon bento! Gonna go read and learn now, no one does analysis as good as you do Midoriya!
Deku
@Deku_official
AWESOME patrol today with @Cellophane_officail in Harajuku. It’s always great to help people out and see them smile. Check out my detail write up of Cellophane’s new fighting style it’s 😍www.deku_nerd.blog.net
1:54pm July 23,2022
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2:15pm July 23,2022
87 Retweet 18 Quote Tweets 1K Likes
Shoto
@Icy_Hot
Keep your hands off, that’s MY tape dispenser
2:39pm July 23,2022
87 Retweets 304 Quote Tweets 3.4K Likes
Deku
@Deku_official
Sho… we’re on main.
Shoto
@Icy_Hot
Keep your hands off, that’s MY tape dispenser
2:39pm July 23,2022
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2:41pm July 23,2022
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Alien Queen
@dontmakemethrowacidatyou
Hey @cellophane_official congrats on getting CLAIMED!
Shoto
@Icy_Hot
Keep your hands off, that’s MY tape dispenser
2:39pm July 23,2022
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2:45 pm July 23,2022
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GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT
@GEMG_Dynamight
When the fuck is it my turn to feature on your shitty nerd blog, dammit?
Deku
@Deku_official
AWESOME patrol today with @Cellophane_official in Harajuku. It’s always great to help people out and see them smile. Check out my detail write up of Cellophane’s new fighting style it’s 😍www.deku_nerd.blog.net
1:54pm July 23,2022
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2:50pm July 23,2022
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GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT
@GEMG_Dynamight
Fucking FINALLY Icy Hot. About time you grew a pair. Stop letting my husband flirt with your boyfriend in broad daylight.
Shoto
@Icy_Hot
Keep your hands off, that’s MY tape dispenser
2:39pm July 23,2022
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3:03pm July 23,2022
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Red Riot
@Red_Riot
@Cellophane_official ummm… did something happen you forgot to tell me about?
Shoto
@Icy_Hot
Keep your hands off, that’s MY tape dispenser
2:39pm July 23,2022
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3:08pm July 23,2022
439 Retweets 12 Quote Retweets 8.3K Likes
PH_Cellophane
@Cellophane_official
Why is my twitter on fire?
3:15pm July 23,2022
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PH_Cellophane
@Cellophane_official
Oh.
Oh gods.
Oh gods my notifications.
3:18pm July 23,2022
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PH_Cellophane
@Cellophane_official
What just happened?
Shoto
@Icy_Hot
Keep your hands off, that’s MY tape dispenser
2:39pm July 23,2022
87 Retweets 304 Quote Tweets 3.4K Likes
3:18pm July 23,2022
969 Retweets 112 Quote Tweets 5.3K Likes
Dms Key:
📼 Sero
⚙️ Kirishima
🥦 Izuku
⚡️ Kaminari
💥 Katsuki
❄️ Todoroki
☢️ Mina
CHAT: 🥦 & ❄️
🥦: Sho… you know you’re on main… right?
❄️: yes
❄️: oh gods
❄️: what have I done?
🥦: just delete it
❄️: what’s the point.
❄️: he’s already seen it.
❄️: I’m just going to go and take a long walk off the edge of the nearest cliff.
CHAT: 📼 & ⚙️ & ⚡️ & 💥 & ☢️
📼: what the fuck
☢️: congratulations baby boy!
☢️: you got your man!
📼: mina
📼: mina I didn’t get anything.
📼: I just got home and my phone was blowing up
⚙️: dude
⚙️: he clearly likes you back
💥: I fucking cannot believe my stupid husband gave you my lunch
💥: also yes for once Shitty Hair is being smart. Icy Hot likes you back you moron
📼: what am I supposed to do with this information????!!
☢️: go tell him you want to have lots of sex and babies
⚙️: wrong plumbing babe
☢️: you get my point tho
⚡️: Shinso just threw my phone at me bc of the noise
⚡️: wtaf is going on?
☢️: omg Kami babe check twitter
📼: don’t check twitter
📼: I bet he’s deleted it by now
💥: he fucking hasn’t
💥: he won’t
💥: he’d better fucking not
⚙️: do my eyes deceive me or is Bakugo openly caring about someone’s feelings?
💥: I can explode you from here
💥: you’re not /that/ unbreakable
⚡️: omg twitter has exploded
⚡️: #seroroki is trending
📼: press F for my soul. The media are going to eat me alive when they find out it’s a misunderstanding.
⚙️: Sero my dude
⚙️: it’s not a misunderstanding
☢️: you guys are like an idiots-to-lovers fanfic istg
💥: Mina’s right
⚡️: BAKUGO READS FANFIC?
⚡️: OMG WHAT FANDOM?
⚡️: WHAT SHIP?
💥: FUCK YOU SPARKPLUG I DO NOT FUCKING READ FANFIC
💥: Deku does
📼: oddly this does not make me feel better
💥: just call the man, Sero. Stop wasting your chance.
📼: and just how long did it take you to ask Midoriya out, Baku-bro?
⚙️: dude, not manly
☢️: oh buuuuuurn
💥: doesn’t matter.
💥: I made up for it
💥: and I married that cute freckled little bastard
⚡️: that was surprisingly romantic. You know, for Bakugo
💥: now you go do the same
CHAT: 🥦 & ❄️
🥦: OK
🥦: don’t panic
❄️: It’s too late for that Izuku
❄️: he’s never going to want to speak to me again
❄️: who am I going to gossip about manga with now?
🥦: Sho
🥦: Sho please
🥦: I know you don’t believe me but TRUST ME HE LIKES YOU TOO
❄️: Izuku
❄️: my dear friend
❄️: I just publicly thirsted over my crush
❄️: I’m never going to be able to look him in the eye again
❄️: maybe I should move to Tibet?
🥦: do you need me to get Kacchan to shout at you
❄️: for once that might actually be helpful…
CHAT: 💥 & ❄️
💥: listen up Candy Cane
💥: if you hurt my friend by not telling him that you do in fact actually like him
💥: I will tell you – in graphic detail – what I walked in on Hawks doing in your dad’s office last week
❄️: oh
❄️: gods
❄️: no
💥: this is a threat Icy Hot
💥: get your two-tone butt over there and talk to him
CHAT: 📼 & ❄️
❄️: hey
📼: hey
❄️: 😳
📼: 😳
📼: so um…
❄️: you wanna go out for soba?
📼: now?
❄️: yes?
📼: yes please
📼: hey Sho?
❄️: yeah?
📼: I really like you
❄️: I really like you too
❄️: do you want to stay in for soba instead?
📼: I’ll be over in 10
❄️: I’ll open a window
📼: 💗
Two portions of soba and a couple of hours later...
Shoto’s Tape Dispenser
@Cellophane_offical
Heck yeah I am
Shoto
@Icy_Hot
Keep your hands off, that’s MY tape dispenser
2:39pm July 23,2022
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9:13pm July 23,2022
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