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"Gah shit?! What the fuck??" Her peaceful daydream was broken by the throbbing pangs of pain shooting through her soul tattoo.
"Miss [Name], how nice of you to spice up my class with your colourful language." Shit. "Sorry sir, it's my soulmate. He's testing the limits of his pain threshold again" By now the teachers were accustomed to [Name]'s random colourful outbursts in the mornings since her soulmate had an early morning pain kink or something.
She was waiting for the day the motherfucker finally turns 16 so she could cuss him out. Till then she'd just take another swig of water and ride out the pain.
Timeskip to December
"Hey soulmate are you awake???" [Name] was sleeping peacefully dreaming of her one true love: FOOD 😌😍, when she was awoken by a deep ass voice. "Who in the holy cheesus fuck?"
"Hi I'm Riki, I'm your soulmate"
"Why on earth are you awake at bloody midnight?"
"But it's 8am here"
"Sir please hold until I have enough energy to mentally exist in this conversation"
"What the- "
Silence. Finally.
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When [Name] finally got up again hours later, she internally cringed at herself. Who in the fuck says that????
"Hi..." She tried again.
"Can you mentally exist in this conversation?"
"Ok first off you woke me up at like midnight dude how did you want me to react?"
"I dunno, maybe nicer"
" Would you be nice if I woke you up at midnight 🤨"
"Did you just use emojis in a telepathic conversation?"
"It's coz I'm special 😗✌️"
"Whatever, anyway where are you??"
"Why?"
"So I can meet you"
"Hol up I don't even know your name "
"How are you older?" She could hear the disappointment in his voice or thoughts or consciousness or whatever
"Well, my parents just did the birds and bees before your parents and thats why I am older"
"Ew stop"
And just like that they spent the whole day talking. [Name] learnt that her soulmate was Japanese and called Riki. She also learnt that the guy was a dancer so the random shooting pains were him doing his lil dancey dance. Honestly this mf sounded like Ni-ki from Enhypen but [Name] could never get that lucky, not with her crusty ass face.
Over the weekend the two talked a lot about just random stuff. The universe chose right with him. Even if they didn't fall in love with each other [Name] could totally imagine him being her best friend. Somewhere on the other side of the globe a tall ass Japanese boy was thinking the same thoughts.